Saturday, July 26, 2008

Crush Feed

Name: Candye Kane
Site: Candye Kane
Fansite: Joe's Candye Kane Website
Watch Her Fuck: Her Profile, At Hot Movies For Her
Listen To Her Sing:
Read Her Blog: Candye Kane Blog
For Fans: Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter
Dating: Not sure . . . she's still friendly with ex-husband Thomas and is openly bisexual. It certainly couldn't hurt to wink at her and see what happens!
Why I'm Crushing: I'm not quite sure how I stumbled over Candye Kane, but I instantly fell in love from her description- a sex-positive champion for GLBT rights, sex workers, fat girls everywhere . . . sex-positive, and a former BBW porn star, to boot! And on top of all that, she's got on helluva set of vocal chords on her (what? did you think I was going to mention her boobs? Because, yes, she has a helluva set of those, too). Everything about her is incredibly admirable and irresistibly sexy! Part of what I love so much about her is how she hasn't tried to distance herself from porn as if it were something shameful, nor tried to exploit it for shock value. It's just one part of who she is, cool but not big news, and certainly nothing to overshadow her awesome singing career. Her name is the same, and her website proudly proclaims her as a stripper, porn star, and sex activist. Add in the fact that she's utterly gorgeous and I'm swooning- and then the fact that she's a survivor of pancreatic cancer- which, incidentally, made her as thin as she is now (just in case you were ready to complain about selling out)- and I want to just bask in her presence, talk to her, get to know this incredible woman.

Name: Russell Brand
Nicknames: Bitch Boy ;)
Site: Russell Brand TV
Watch Him: His IMDB Profile
Listen To Him Talk: His BBC Radio Show
Listen To Him Sing: As Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Aldous Snow and band Infant Sorrow
Read Him: His Books and Collected Articles
For Fans: Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter,
Dating: Not sure? Consider him open game, ladies! And men- you can try, but he's adamant he's straight, unless you're Daniel Craig
Read/Write Dirty Gay Stories About Him: russell et al., The Russell Brand Radio Based Slash Emporium
Why I'm Crushing: Russell Brand is my type of hot. In a time when the Sexiest Man Of The Year is Hugh Jackman- clean-cut, buff and muscled, decked out in classy Burberry tuxes and ever the gentleman- Russell is like the cure for my ills. With his scruffy facial hair and wild 'do ("without fame, this haircut just looks like mental illness"), black eyeliner, a clothing style that is a mix of pirate, rock star, and Victorian dandy ("an S/M Willy Wonka"), admitted status as a beta male, and an attitude dripping of sex and controversy, he has me swooning. But it's not just his looks- there is something about Russell Brand that is utterly refreshing and charming. He has an almost childlike energy- infectious, delighted, and more than a little bit mischievous- mixed in with something intensely adult, cocky and Puckish. His comedy and his writing is witty, satirical, and smart- the thing that sealed the deal for me. The raw sexuality pouring out of him is intelligent and self-aware; I adore him for doing something few would dare- incurring the wrath of millions of fans by criticizing the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings. A better question might be "Why wouldn't I be crushing?".

Name: Pauley Perrette
Nickname: "P"
Site: Her IMDB Profile
Blogs: Pauley Perrette Hearts Obama, No On Prop 8, Pauley Leaves, Pauley P
Watch Her: Filmography, Youtube
Hear Her: Lo-Ball, Stop Making Friends
For Fans: Myspace Fan Page
Dating: She's engaged! Good for her, sad for us.
Why I'm Crushing: Every once in a while, I'd flip past some CSI show and catch a glimpse of a delicious Goth girl who was completely infuriating simply because I knew I'd seen her before somewhere. (Turns out I was remembering her from a 4-episode stint on "Drew Carey"). But when I finally got a name, she turned out to be much, much more interesting. Pauley's proud No On 8 stance is (was?) awesome, and even more so as a vocal Christian. Her passion is contagious, whether it's charity, civil rights, Obama, or forensic science. Her music rocks hardcore (I'm listening to "Angry" on repeat . . .). And she comes across as funny, sweet, and very down-to-earth. Not to mention that her raspy, throaty voice is pretty damn sexy, to go along with her beautiful smile, entrancing eyes, and overall super smexiness. (She also totally rocks teh bald). Ooh, crushalicious. I might have to start watching NCSI.

Name: Erin Judge
Site: Erin Judge: On Being Unfunny
Watch Her: Live At Gotham
Watch Her Some More: Her Youtube Channel
Blog: so make it up
For Fans: Befriend her on Myspace or Facebook!
Dating: She's taken. Wedding ring and all.
Why I'm Crushing: She first captured my attention in a Youtube video of bisexual comedians, not only because of her swinging both ways, but her witty comedy, at once simple and yet laugh-out-loud good. She comes across as just wonderfully smart and funny, the kind of gal I'd like to hang out with. Of course, it doesn't hurt that she's really easy on the eyes- a girl with a little bit of meat on her bones and a lovely mane of red tresses, along with a cheeky, cute smile. Not to mention that she tells it like it is in her blog, offering up great, smart political and cultural criticism. I want to invite her to my college to do some comedy or perform her play The Meaning Of Wife!

Anyways, she's yummy and, like all my crushes, I can't stop thinking about her!

Name: Mandy Mitchell
Other Appearances: TSSeduction, Shemale Strokers, Shemaleyum
DVD's: Shemale Strokers 24, Transsexual Cheerleaders, New Oregon T-Girls Strokin' It, She-Male Strokers 31, Bang My Tranny Ass 2
Blog: Mandytgirl's Blog
For Fans: Mandy's Yahoo Group
Dating: Escort Page
Why I'm Crushing: Just look at her! In a time when the majority of T-girls are deeply tanned, silicone-stuffed, and surgically enhanced, here comes this beautiful, slender, incredibly leggy sylph with natural breasts, a fine, feminine face, and a big, beautiful smile. Not to mention that she has a real sweet, genuine air about her- the Tgirl next door! Add in her bi/pansexuality, the really cool and similarly queer folks she finds to fuck, her love of kinky BDSM, and the sex-positivity that radiates out from her blog . . . I think I'm in love!

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