Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Political Incentives

Just to recap- getting involved in politics by donating and, more importantly, voting, can have really big benefits for your sexual satisfaction. I blogged about it already, but since I have some new information and it's so important, I'm actually going to repost instead of link so you can see all the incentives that those naughty politicos are teasing you with! All you need to do is get active to get to the action, be it porn or sex toys or sex . . .

Porn

* Pink & White Productions has decided to donate ALL signup sales from folks joining CrashPadSeries.com on one whole 24-hour day to give to the “No on Prop 8 Campaign“. Sign up for a membership to CrashPadSeries.com on Thursday October 30th and support Civil Rights and equality for everyone. Help them to stop this proposed injustice!

* Comstock Films will donate 100% of the purchase price of their erotic documentary DVDs (excluding S&H) bought from Tuesday, Oct. 28, 12AM Eastern to Oct. 29 3AM Eastern, to the No On Proposition 8 Campaign. Buy some great porn (they have straight, gay, and lesbian titles!) while helping a good cause!

Sex Toys

Awesome sex toy retailer Babeland has an offer that should convince you to do your civic duty: bring your voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor (wait, what does that mean??) to any brick and mortar Babeland store (i.e. that's only for you New Yorkers, Seattle-ites, Los Angelians, Oaklanders, or those who can travel there) from November 4th to 11th and get a free (free!) silver bullet or maverick sleeve. I (and Fleshbot, who alerted me to this wonderful fact, not Babeland itself, oddly enough) can't think of a better reward for voting (well, except a shiny new president come January!).

Sex

I'm a little sad that the epic website and concept of "Votergasm", which got so much love during the 2004 election (even Rush Limbaugh endorsed it- which either means it's so cool everyone can love it, or that's it extremely right-winged conservative . . . hint: it's the first) hasn't been updated since, and has no mention of our upcoming elections. And even more sadness that the only place I've seen reminders of the site were from Good Vibrations Magazine (well, now, me, too). But that's no mind- the principle is the same, even if the candidates have changed. Go ahead and pledge, either as a citizen (withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election), a patriot (sex with a voter on election night and withholding sex from non-voters for the week following the election), or an American hero (sex with a voter on election night and withholding sex from non-voters for the next four years), and have a votergasm! There are many good reasons to vote, but when it comes down to it, sex is pretty high up there, regardless of whether or not that makes me look shallow and stupid. I particularly enjoy getting into a sexay political mood with Lexxie's Votergasm-inspired (or was it the other way around?) song "Election Erection", downloadable for free here.

Imagine it: you put on the utterly groovy "Election Erection" and slide down into your bed to share your awesome newly bought porn with that Patriot or American Hero who pledged to sleep with a voter, and you both have some fun playing with your totally free sex toy. (Or you could go off that cute button I've got pictured above and do it right then, and there . . . ) And you have the best orgasm ever, because your conscience is sated knowing you gave money to a great cause and exercised your right to vote. It's my favorite mixture- erotic and political!

1 comment:

Tony Comstock said...

Thanks for the shout out!