Sunday, May 31, 2009

I'm A Winner!

Did I happen to mention THAT I WON THE SEXTOYS.COM CONTEST? (Oh yes, that totally warranted all caps).

Well, not really. I mean, I haven't (yet?) won the $1,000 shopping spree that would have 26 amazing sex toys delivered to my door free of charge- that drawing will happen on Friday, June 12, 2009. But I am super thrilled to say that I won in the Sexiest List for Women contest, and got the Acute Midnight Purple Dildo as my prize!

I was completely surprised when I got the e-mail, because I have terrible luck and never win anything- I was almost upset that I'd won a sex toy, because I couldn't just run around blurting about my luck to everybody!

When I plucked the lil' feller out of his box, I was just the teensiest bit disappointed- it is certainly acute, as in tiny. I'm used to my old standby, the G-Force, which comes in at roughly the same length as my forearm (not all of that meant for insertion, of course). No bells and whistles to make up for Acute's lack of length and girth. Oh, and it was purple- a color far too prevalent in sex toys, given how unsexy it is.

And then I got the wild idea to use it anally (my last anal adventure had been with the G-Force and left me unwilling to come back for more, for some reason or another). And, success! The Acute quickly earned my respect and now I'm all happy and thrilled again to have won something that I'll be putting to good use on a regular basis. And heck, the purple even seems kind of pretty now, all dark and sheeny with black swirlies.

So, I'm a winner! And, as much as it pains me to say it, you still can be, too. You can still participate in the contest up until Friday, the 5th of June, so if you haven't done it yet, scurry to it, and vie with me to be the glorious winner- at least if you win it, I'll still have a pretty nice consolation prize. :)

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