tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89994341531994806492024-03-12T16:28:09.524-07:00Pop ShotUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger142125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-78253761402215694722009-08-21T11:44:00.000-07:002009-09-01T14:55:33.690-07:0025 Things I Want (In Bed)<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/Sp2Mz7ymtFI/AAAAAAAABD4/u09knN1DUV4/s1600-h/Stivers+4-7-03+Things+I+want+to+do.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 317px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/Sp2Mz7ymtFI/AAAAAAAABD4/u09knN1DUV4/s400/Stivers+4-7-03+Things+I+want+to+do.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376608354001400914" border="0" /></a>Recently, Greta Christina got the awesome opportunity to go and see Adam Savage (a.k.a. the redheaded dude w/o the beret on "Mythbusters") read a piece he wrote about 100 things he wanted in life (a little bit of it is <a href="http://qik.com/video/2460529">here</a>). She was so inspired by it- and so incensed at the fact that it left out anything sexual- that she wrote <a href="http://blog.blowfish.com/culture/greta-christina-25-things-i-want-in-bed/">her own list</a>, narrowed down to 25 instead of 100, of things she wants <em>in bed</em>- ranging from the fantastical to the easily attainable. Tt was entirely fascinating to read, and of course, ended up inspiring me to write my own, as well.<br /><br />Some were quite surprising, like recurring themes of not having to struggle with self-esteem. Others, it just felt nice to actually write out some of the fantasies that have long lived unspoken in my head. Some of them are things I'm dedicated to setting out and doing, because this list made me very aware that it's possible, and, what's more, that I deserve them. It was really an interesting experience to write it- very thought-provoking. I highly encourage anybody else to try writing out their own- sexual or otherwise. And, in the meantime, feel free to read mine, after the jump!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span class="fullpost">1) I want to be the victim in a serial killer-inspired roleplay fantasy. (Okay, fine. <em>Dexter</em>-inspired. I'll admit that the idea of being naked and strapped with plastic wrap to a table, with Michael C. Hall staring me down, gives me delicious shivers). I couldn't even tell you what I'd want to happen in the role-playing . . . not sex, because that would kind of ruin/cheapen it, not hardcore torture, because I couldn't take it. Just some sort of serious fear, the threat of sick twisted shit and menace, a strong sense of ritual and routine and just a sort of pervasive evil, a detached boredom. Hard to explain.<br /><br />2) I want to have an emotional breakthrough in a BDSM scene- for tears to suddenly come pouring out unbidden from somewhere deep inside of me.<br /><br />3) I want to spend time in some sort of BBW nudist/sex resort where everybody there is hot for my body type, and I can wear whatever I like- clingy fabrics included- and for once not let the confidence come from the inside, but to relax and let it come from others, from the outside.<br /><br />4) I want to have sex with a beautiful androgynous person who has literally all parts- breasts, cock, cunt, asshole and prostate. Don't ask me how it's all arranged; it's just there.<br /><br />5) I want to find and use completely opaque condoms- thick and in all bright colors of the rainbow, and use them on a guy- turning his cock into a pretty sex toy. My first sexual fantasies, before I really knew what a condom actually looked like, imagined it to be opaque and as orange as a traffic cone (why did I think that?), and the image has stuck with me.<br /><br />6) I want to have a prostate and feel what men feel when they get fucked.<br /><br />7) I want to have sex while pressed flat to the window on the highest floor of some urban skyscraper at night- the chill of the cold glass against my skin in the front, the warmth of the body behind me, and the gorgeous twinkling nightscape below me.<br /><br />8) I want to get my labia and nipples pierced.<br /><br />9) I want to create porn with my own personal vision.<br /><br />10) I want to be mummified (below the neck) in Saran wrap.<br /><br />11) I want to experience weightless sex in a zero gravity environment. I want to take advantage of all sorts of freakish acrobat-style sex positions while doing so.<br /><br />12) I want to stumble upon an orgy in a beautiful meadow, full of mythical creatures- satyrs, fairies, pixies, mermaids, nymphs, gods and goddesses, witches, vampires, centaurs, angels, demons . . . all gorgeous and iridescent in the light of bonfires. And then I want to be invited in.<br /><br />13) I want to be able to, at least for one day, walk around and not have to censor myself at all. I want to sing bawdy songs while I do the dishes. I want to crack crude sexual jokes and elbow and wink at people. I want to talk openly about kinky sexual things. I want to watch a TV program and say all the things that I want to do to that hottie onscreen, the things I currently only say in my head. I want everybody to be on the same page as me, to be fine with all of this, and to do it, too.<br /><br />14) I want to vacation with a lover at a huge, beautiful, hidden-away-in-the-woods kinky bed-and-breakfast.<br /><br />15) I want the courage to be able to tell someone who doesn't (or who won't likely) reciprocate my feelings that I find them sexy and attractive. I want to do it without being vulnerable. I want not to care and thus make <em>them</em> squirm and feel awkward, instead of me. I want to have the power and strength to be able to pull a Katya Derevko move (in "Alias", she tells him "I find you sexy, Jack. Deal with it."). That's what I want, to tell others to deal with the fact that yes, I find people who are "out of my league" to be sexy. And I want admitting that to not make me feel bad about myself, but <em>better</em>.<br /><br />16) I want to have a poly relationship, even if we all sort of know that it's not something that's going to last. I just want the experience, and to be able to part ways amicably, when it comes to that.<br /><br />17) I want one roleplay costume that was custom-made just for me- fitted, tailored, authentic design, expensive fabrics, excellent sewing, high-quality, exquisite attention to details. The kind of costume that gives you a thrill just to know that it is in your closet, that fits like a dream and feels like a million bucks, that instantly transforms you into the role when you put it on.<br /><br />18) I want to undergo My Fair Lady-esque training, with feminization training mixed in . . . taught how to be a good companion, the perfect woman. Lots of training to walk in high heels, to float effortlessly as I walk, to be charming and graceful, to become a femme fatale. I want to accompany him somewhere to be made to perform the role, and I want for every second to radiate my submissive desire to please and his quiet, controlled dominance and pleasure with it.<br /><br />19) I want to see an erotic cabaret or burlesque performance at some wonderful atmospheric club that's evocative of the 1930's.<br /><br />20) I want to masturbate while lying in a massive, pillowy pile of women's dirty underwear (dirty as in smelling strongly of them, crotches stained with sexual fluids . . . no skid marks, just to clarify), breathing in the overwhelming scent all around me. And then I want to fall asleep there, curled up in them.<br /><br />21) I want to seduce a naive, innocent, virtuous, beautiful barely legal boy, in tandem with an equally kinky female partner, to watch him resist, succumb, fight the urges, give into the temptation as we tease him and introduce him to everything possible, as he experiences it for the first time. Extra points if he's religious and shy and repressed but curious (of course). Or maybe it'd be a little more ethical if it were roleplay and I wasn't actually inducing sinful behavior and creating nonbelievers.<br /><br />22) I want to be mindfucked by someone who is a master of mindfuck.<br /><br />23) I want to pay for sex with a gorgeous butch lesbian escort (or, alternatively, a sexy FtM escort). I'm not quite sure why I have this fantasy, actually . . . but I've bookmarked every one of the few escorting profiles out there on the web and it's pretty damn persistent as a fantasy, holding all the appeal that a femme escort or a male escort simply doesn't have for me.<br /><br />24) I want to try a fucking machine. Well, actually, I would just like access to all the different fucking machines there are in the world, please and thank you.<br /><br />25) I want to be able to change sex at will- including to any variety of trans or intersex bodies.<br /><br />So . . . what are your 25 things?<br /></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-83682610003968930522009-07-22T12:10:00.000-07:002011-05-22T08:56:25.031-07:00Sexy Specs: Guys In Glasses Picspam<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SnOHqFlNC5I/AAAAAAAABDU/Dl-Zido1e8I/s1600-h/justin-timberlake-glasses-spectacles-main.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SnOHqFlNC5I/AAAAAAAABDU/Dl-Zido1e8I/s320/justin-timberlake-glasses-spectacles-main.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364780738250869650" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">I find it ridiculously sad that while glasses have gotten deserved loving in porn when <a href="http://www.babeswithglasses.com/babes-with-glasses.php">girls </a> <a href="http://www.joyofspex.com/main.php">are </a><a href="http://foureyesluts.com/">wearing them</a>, the same is not true for the boys- not in straight porn (expected), but also neither in gay porn. Granted, I love a girl in glasses . . . but I also love a guy in them, too.<br /><br />In fact, I couldn't put my finger on what it was about <a href="http://www.tube8.com/gay/the-spill/139543/">this clip</a> for the longest time, but I knew that it instantly caught my eye and kept me captivated. And then I realized it was that freakin' hottie in the glasses, definitely a rare sight outside of amateur porn. And when he took the glasses off at the end, magically, all interest disappeared (as it did when seeing pictures of said fella, Ben Andrews, without them). Despite the fact that the idea to put him in glasses in the film at all was because people kept complimenting him on them, he only wears them for one scene and appears on the DVD cover sans specs- surely a sign of gay porn's four-eye prejudice!<br /><br />So behind the cut, without further ado, is an entire wall of sexy (read: provocative or nude!) boys in glasses picspam just for you (and for me, too). It was difficult collecting and gathering them, but I managed to hit most bases, I think- skinny twinks, sexy nerds, muscle men, the Clark Kents, a couple of bears, and a few (but not enough) guys of color. 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My papa is in Las Vegas right now, losing at the World Series Of Poker Tournament (Qustion: what the hell kind of event organizer schedules a huge poker tournament on Father's Day? Answer: a douchebag.) But nonetheless, I love him and wish all fathers out there a wonderful day.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">It's a common enough phenomenon: girls are raised to play with dolls. What irony, that the tired, bedraggled mothers who, despite the rewards and love of child-rearing, would want to make their daughters do the same, albeit on quieter, cleaner plastic versions of themselves. Is it out of spite? A conditioning that we hope will stick in the recesses of young girls' brains to come out of dormancy once they have their own little ones? Or just a desire to train them young in the babysitting they'll have to do eventually for mommy?<br /><br />Whatever it is, it happens. And even after we outgrow toys, it doesn't stop there: it's assumed that girls will ooh and coo over babies with an innate maternal instinct. Postpone having children because you want to focus on your career, because you believe the world is too horrible a place to raise a kid, because you want to keep your plumbing nice and tight. But don't you dare mention to anyone that you don't feel the call of motherhood.<br /><br />It's sacrilege.<br /><br />For the longest time I've lied to myself. I don't like kids. I'll admit it. Oh yes, they're cute. Darling, even. And I understand that even the worst kids can be like angels. But I feel immensely uncomfortable around most of them. The same way we imagine the prototypical man is how I feel. No, I don't want to hold your baby. I feel awkward, I feel like I'm going to break it, and when it's in my arms, I don't get a stab of pleasure in my heart. Sorry; it's not the kid, it's me. I don't understand how to behave with kids. Other people seem to innately know when to coo and baby-talk, when to use kiddie language, and when to speak to the little ones like adults. I just have no idea of how to judge a child's age or skills that way, and it makes me nervous. They set me on edge like animals. I've often joked with my friend that when we have kids, we'll do it sequentially- she'll take it until it's about 4 or so, and then we'll trade off, so she can have the baby and I can have the child. Of course, that's fantasy. But the lie I tell myself is what I've heard my mom say: "I really don't like kids. But I love mine."<br /><br />The strange thing is, I do want to have children. I want to impart everything I have to give to someone, to take my hand at shaping a person and doing better than my parents did (no offense, mom and pop). So what is it about having children turns me off so much? I think I found out today.<br /><br />I don't want to be a mommy. You see, I want to be a daddy.<br /><br />This revelation came completely out of the blue today. I was walking through a class building and saw the most adorable little toddler boy walking next to his young, handsome, sweet-looking father. They were such a pair, and they warmed my heart. It was then that I realized that I've rarely looked the same way at a mother-child pair.<br /><br />Why? I actually remember a piece of writing that I did for my Sociology of Sex and Gender class where I talked about how unfair the purported mother-child bond is. It's elevated to sacredness that cannot be breached no matter what. Who most often wins in a custody battle? Because a child gestates in a woman and not a man, it is viewed as her sole property when, in fact, both a man and a woman had a hand in creating it. I wrote how much it cheapens the father-child bond when we think nothing can break the mother-child bond or talk about maternal instinct. What of paternal instinct? And even regarding 'maternal instinct', there are women all over the world who apparently have none. They discard their newborns in dumpsters or worse. Yet they went through exactly what my teacher countered with: "Ah, yes, but women carry a child for nine months and have that physical bond.". I just don't see it like that; men can feel just as strongly about their progeny. That's not to say that women don't have those feelings of closer connection because of the gestation, etc., but it's just that- a perception and feeling- powerful, significant, beautiful, but not innate, not above examination, and most of all, not limited to women only.<br /><br />But more than that, there's just something about mothers that I dislike, the way they're viewed in society. I don't even think I can articulate the feelings that I have, that's how complicated they are. Does it come down to me not wanting to be a woman? Well, all gender issues aside, no, I don't think so. I like being a woman, or, perhaps better put, I like who I am at the moment, and who I am is a being with breasts, a vagina, two X chromosomes and slightly feminine behavior. I've thought of transitioning (never serious thought, though), but that's not why I want to be a father. I don't even really want a lot of the responsibility of being a man; I want to be me. Perhaps that's the answer: fathers are somewhat individuals; mothers are archetypes. I don't want gender archetypes. I want to raise a child with all my values, and not have them attributed to 'mother' or 'father'.<br /><br />I want to be a daddy in a sense that has nothing to do with playing catch and ruffling hair. I like the perversity of fathers who don't stick to the traditional 'father' role- who are interactive in nurturing ways that make us smile and use words like 'hands-on'. I love the queerness of two daddies lovingly raising their children. Despite my sex, I want that. I want to be a role model for a sweet, darling son. These are just thoughts that assaulted me that I've been trying to sort out. What it all means, I don't know. But I can assure you that it's made me feel much more loving towards children, for whatever reason.<br /><br />So . . . can I be your daddy?</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-54016784649268095242009-06-06T17:15:00.000-07:002009-06-06T17:19:12.294-07:00Shit That Makes Me Angry<div style="text-align: justify;">If I come across something I find upsetting, I usually try to give it a few days to percolate in my brain, so I can revisit it with more than raw emotion, and actually inject some insight into it.<br /><br />But right now, I just don't want to do that. I came across an individual on Yahoo! Answers who has me incredibly angry by her questions. Her profile states:<br /><br />"I support mainstream folks, even those with the birth defect of Harry Benjamin Syndrome). I do not support alternative sexuality. ♀♂<br /><br />Despite what gay and crossdressing men on here are saying, as well as other HBS-phobes, HBS is not TG. TG is chosen/acquired, HBS is a medical condition. We are prepared to fight to have our OWN community. I am a part of the HBS+mainstream community, and I will do whatever it takes to create a community for women like me that is not considered a part of the TG nor LGBT communities. The TS community started with Christine Jorgensen, while its enemies, the TG community, was started by a married crossdresser and some violent terrorists who attacked police officers.<br /><br />All we with HBS want is to have our OWN community and have nobody speaking for us. It is arrogant that the LGBT tries to "help" us without our permission. Why help NORMAL women with a medical difference? We don't want nor need their help. They have NO right to try to help us."<br /><br />That sort of shit makes me angry. That's all. Maybe I'll come back to this in a little while and write a grander, more explanatory post. But right now, I just wanted to post this.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-21931913471136525872009-06-03T13:57:00.000-07:002009-06-03T14:15:55.488-07:00Yes, I Would Like A Bumpy Glass Dildo, Please<div style="text-align: justify;">And really, who wouldn't? They're solid and heavy and require less lube and make cleanup a breeze- and I've never had a toy with bumps! Which is why I'm throwing my hat into the ring for Epiphora's little <a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2009/05/giveaway-win-two-bumpy-glass-dildos/">Twitter giveaway contest</a>. (Speaking of which, apparently Twitter giveaways are really popular right now- Tony Comstock just <a href="http://twitter.com/TonyComstock/status/1998570290">gave away one of his movies</a>!).<br /><br />And yes, I know that I really shouldn't be entering any more contests, what with my recent <a href="http://pop-shot.blogspot.com/2009/05/im-winner.html">winnings</a>- I should be happy with my lovely little prize. But those glass dildos are <em>pretty</em>. And I'm greedy. Add 'em together, and what do you get? One active little contest whore. :D<br /><br />So go ahead and enter the contest, too- the deadline is June 12th. Good luck!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-87614282829807165552009-06-01T12:37:00.000-07:002009-06-01T12:39:21.112-07:00Teabaggin' Singalong<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">(Found this one lurking in my "Drafts". Unfortunately I missed out on being all timely and appropriate with the whole conservative tax-protest "Teabag" movement, because I suck. But then again, I think it's ALWAYS a good time for teabagging, and who really wants to sully the good reputation of testicular-facial play with the degrading act of <em>politics</em>? :D).</div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><br />Dedicated to that fine art of placing the balls on the face. Kinda makes me wish I had a pair of my own, just so I could drape them over someone's forehead. Unfortunately, even though some toys are <a href="http://jizlee.com/wordpress/?p=33">getting better</a>, I've yet to find some with really realistic balls. I'll just sigh and sing about it, then.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">1) Porn star <a href="http://www.wolfhudsonxxx.blogspot.com/">Wolf Hudson</a>, a.k.a. that cutie that keeps showing up all over Kink.com's <a href="http://www.kink.com/php/modelt/index.php?nats=MDowOjE2&action=show&id=14471">various sites</a>, sings this incredibly sway-worthy "I Wanna Tea Bag You" with Funkapatumas.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtbjAqx-vXQ&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />2) A little late, but an ode to Christmas, teabagging, and violence. What a mix. Too bad it isn't explained exactly how mommy managed to do any teabagging sans testicles. Anyways, here is "I Saw Mommy Teabag Santa Claus", from the Halo video game.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GyyCY-AADKY&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />3) Runescape's "Teabag That Ho". A bit repetitive, and doesn't quite make that much sense to me, but I like it nonetheless.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uSzm72R2VcI&hl=" width="480" height="295" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />4) I'm still not sure who sings this song. Mr. Mes? Dark Reality? Whoever it is, here's the "T Bag Song".<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-YSt46R3p6w&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />5) Huckleberry's fun and lively "Teabag Song".<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X4pVEpJtlHE&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />6) And here comes dmbskier7's "Teabagging". Not sure if the song is their own, but the music video's pretty awesome.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OvSatY8d7vk&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />7) Asa's "Teabag Song", live. Lol. There are many ways to wake up your children . . . teabagging is not endorsed by Dr. Spock.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uf_AhwLA0y0&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />8) The Tea Bag Boyz rocking their namesake song, "Tea Bag".<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3bcLWdficAc&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />9) I'm not sure if you can make a dirty parody of a song that originally says "Superman that ho", but nonetheless, Trap Squad brings "Tea Bag That Hoe".<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5iP4twL_N9c&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />10) "The Teabaggin' Blues" by Ronz and the Roadies. I love it!<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a75G1Bez_LY&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />Go on, go and enjoy the teabaggin'. Sugar and cream [snigger] optional.</div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-16488573197984490432009-06-01T09:32:00.001-07:002009-06-01T12:21:56.312-07:00"But You'd Look So Pretty If You Wore Makeup!"<div align="justify">I've been feeling very . . . <em>attacked</em> lately because of my gender and appearance. Quite honestly, I'm just not butch and I'm definitely not femme (dont' let those pictures at the top of the blog fool ya!). Much as I long to be one or the other or even the type of person who can wear each beautifully in turn, I'm always going to be slightly in the middle, never belonging fully to one camp and always borrowing bits and pieces from each. And I'm fairly okay with that. I'm being who I am.<br /><br />But every once in a while someone does or says something that ticks me off, and this week they all seemed to happen at once, really weighing it on my mind and making me want to write them all down in a blog post. So, without further ado, here they are, after the jump:<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">* Going to get a new pair of glasses last week, the nice little old lady trying to pick out frames squinted at my face and said "I think maybe this time we should try something a little more feminine." I must have balked or made a face because she hastily amended "It's just that this pair is very unisex.", but the damage was already done. Feminine frames? Just what would that look like- pink and sparkly? Like a stubborn kid, I firmly set my jaw and determined to find the most masculine pair I could ("Do you have something in a hunter green, preferably with antlers?" . . . nah, just kidding). Luckily I went off and bought my glasses somewhere else, finding a couple of sylish new pairs that I feel good about, but the experience was a bit jarring to say the least.<br /><br />* As we're watching some television, my dad spots some woman on the screen and asks, as he's wont to do, if she's a lesbian. He's always doing this, particularly if said lady is a bit butcher, and acts as though he's incredibly clever, to have connected masculine appearance with lesbianism. I have sighed so many times and Wikipedia'd the information, correcting him that no, said celebrity is married with three children, while he still raises his brow suspiciously. So he said it yet another time about some older actress I didn't know, and I bristled back with a "Why?", to which he responded "Well, she never wears any makeup!". That irked me to no end, and I instantly retorted "Neither do I!" (which, in retrospect, seems incredibly dangerous- that could have been one heck of an opener into a discussion about my sexual orientation). But his response instead was "Yeah, but you, like, paint your nails at least!". Correction- I paint my toenails red (never my fingernails, which are short, trim, and colorless, because I apparently am never careful enough with them for the polish to last prettily more than a day). I like it because that little splash of color makes me happy when I look at my piglets, and is far prettier in a pair of sandals than without. It's something I've done for forever, and it doesn't make me feel girly or feminine- quite the opposite, strong, flagrante, somehow. Not to mention I felt quite vindicated when I saw the quite butch Papi Cox of "In Search Of Wild Kingdom" with lovely red tonails, too. I didn't dare try to point all of this out to my papa- let him inhabit a world where painting your toenails makes you feminine and straight. But it still made me shake my head and sigh.<br /><br />* Lately I've been working on growing out the hair on my head. I never style it (except to keep my relentless curly, wacky bangs in flatironed submission when they're really bad); it either hangs long around my face or is pulled back in a ponytail. I like it for a lot of reasons- I like the challenge of growing my hair out, of resisting to get it cut, of slowly watching it get longer and longer, and I love the way it feels (does that make me femme, to love running my hands through my hair?). I've always thought my long hair was a bit of a cover, a mainstream disguise. But yesterday a at a friend's party, my mother took a look at her pretty, short, elegantly styled hair and asked me why I didn't cut mine. I didn't take the time to remind her that my hair has been short before, layered, modeled after magazine pictures, and it never looks the way it did in those examples, because I don't style my hair- I want to wake up, brush, and go. I simply never want to have hair that makes you sadly say "No, no, roll up the car windows, I can't mess up my hair.". I didn't stop to tell her that cutting my hair like Bethany's wouldn't make me look like her- feminine, elegant, pretty, womanly. I didn't stop to point out that short, unstyled hair, compounded by my clothes, my weight, and my attitude, would only serve to scream "Dyke! Huge dyke!". I simply smiled and told her I was growing it out.<br /><br />* A few days ago at work, the new secretary, decked out in hot pink, looked at me and asked if I was wearing pink eyeshadow (she was seeing her own outfit reflected in my glasses). I said no, and she went on to comment "But you would look really good if you ever decided to start wearing makeup!". I must have made another one of those faces, the surprised and disturbed ones that I can't even help, because she quickly threw in there: "I mean, it's okay- I didn't start wearing makeup unti I was 24." I nodded and fake smiled, but I'm sure she knew the damage was done. I just get so, so <em>tired</em> of people assuming that I don't know what makeup is. I'm sure they're picturing me rummaging through their handbags cavewoman-style grunting "What this tube red stuff?". Just because I don't wear makeup does not mean that I am in need of a makeover, that I am ignorant about that sort of thing. It's a choice, not a default. I recognize that if I took the time and effort, I could be more feminine, more "beautiful", and I wish more people would see my not doing that as a conscious choice, and stop trying to "save me from myself".<br /><br />So yeah, that's it. It's not a lot, but somehow, coming one right after another, just seemed to compound the message being thrown at me- be more feminine!- and I feel chafed, caught in-between, even less able to reject these messages than if I were full-out butch. It sucks, to say the least :(.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-75232903601946690202009-05-31T22:00:00.000-07:002009-05-31T23:34:45.309-07:00Dudes With Boobs<div style="text-align: justify;">Yeah, it's a post about guys with boobs, as says the title. And no, it's not about gynecomastia. If you're curious, jump on in.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SiN1yAfJwmI/AAAAAAAAA0o/C9PeOYimbUU/s1600-h/manboobs3.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SiN1yAfJwmI/AAAAAAAAA0o/C9PeOYimbUU/s400/manboobs3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342243084976112226" /></a>I always feel a little guilty and wrong by the fact that I get so turned on by the idea of men with breasts (a.k.a. actual female breasts, not manboobs). It's just rather difficult, given that they either don't exist on non-trans men, or they are hated body parts for transmen (and I hate to objectify trans bodies, especially focusing on a body part for which they want the least attention).<br /><br />And yet, nonetheless, I am drawn to the idea of a guy with breasts, regardless of what he's got going on down below his belt buckle. Not a transgirl, but a guy. And sure, butch girls will do in a pinch, as will the rare non-top-surgery FtM who's okay with his chest (<a href="http://www.myspace.com/ianfoxe%20">Ian Foxe</a> of <a href="http://trannywoodpictures.com/">Trannywood Pictures</a> fame comes to mind, and has discussed his chest and the not-so-kind reactions it's gotten <a href="http://www.beyondmasculinity.com/articles/cole.php?page=4">here</a>). But they're pretty rare, and a butch girl is a girl, after all, not a guy.<br /><br />It does tend to make me think a bit critically when it comes to trans admiration/fetishization . . . the whole "shemale" phenomenon is a porn creation that rarely resembles real-life transwomen, and yet even the FtM equivalent in Buck Angel is not exactly the same, given the way testosterone changes one's genitals. Buck may bill himself as as a man with a pussy, but he isn't, not quite- he's a man with a transguy's vagina. And while estrogen does change the appearance and functioning of transwomen's penises, it's possible to present as fully female without the help of hormones- something a lot harder to do when one is FtM (i.e. no beard). I guess what I'm trying to say is that fetishizing transmen never feels like loving "dudes with vaginas"- it feels like a new attraction to transguy's front hole, in a way that enjoying T-girls in porn simply isn't. I don't know- I guess all I'm saying is that it seems a bit disappointing to me that when one of the joys of trans-admiration is beautiful gender-bending, boundary-crossing bodies, that there aren't really any guys with boobs.<br /><br />I feel like the fictional character in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na2HT_mwFuI">this episode</a> of Nip/Tuck- her husband got breast implants for a book deal and later she found she "couldn't keep her hands off them". I don't exactly get hot over J.K. Simmons, but I can't help but sympathize. A man with breasts is just a sexy idea for me.<br /><br />The silliest part of this whole post is that what actually got me thinking of it was an episode of American Dad, of all things- where the boys took some steroids that made them grow some rather fabulous cartoon ta-tas:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Yq7BGpNGdo&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Yq7BGpNGdo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Silly, eh? But it's true, and I have been wanting to write a blog for a while about how I lust after a sort of genderbending that doesn't really exist, so it gave me the perfect reminder and prompt.<br /><br />Am I alone? Any other girls (or guys) ever think a boy with some blouse bunnies might be kind of hot?</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-73712140793116265162009-05-31T00:30:00.000-07:002009-05-31T00:55:22.800-07:00I'm A Winner!<div style="text-align: justify;">Did I happen to mention THAT I WON THE SEXTOYS.COM CONTEST? (Oh yes, that totally warranted all caps).<br /><br />Well, not really. I mean, I haven't (yet?) won the $1,000 shopping spree that would have 26 amazing sex toys delivered to my door free of charge- that drawing will happen on Friday, June 12, 2009. But I <em>am</em> super thrilled to say that I won in the Sexiest List for Women contest, and got the <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TAN1960/Acute-Midnight-Purple/%22">Acute Midnight Purple Dildo</a> as my prize!<br /><br />I was completely surprised when I got the e-mail, because I have terrible luck and never win anything- I was almost upset that I'd won a sex toy, because I couldn't just run around blurting about my luck to everybody!<br /><br />When I plucked the lil' feller out of his box, I was just the teensiest bit disappointed- it is certainly acute, as in tiny. I'm used to my old standby, the <a href="http://pop-shot.blogspot.com/2008/09/toy-review-tantus-g-force-dildo.html">G-Force</a>, which comes in at roughly the same length as my forearm (not all of that meant for insertion, of course). No bells and whistles to make up for Acute's lack of length and girth. Oh, and it was purple- a color far too <a href="http://fleshbot.com/395172/">prevalent</a> in sex toys, given how unsexy it is.<br /><br />And then I got the wild idea to use it anally (my last anal adventure had been with the G-Force and left me unwilling to come back for more, for some reason or another). And, success! The Acute quickly earned my respect and now I'm all happy and thrilled again to have won something that I'll be putting to good use on a regular basis. And heck, the purple even seems kind of pretty now, all dark and sheeny with black swirlies.<br /><br />So, I'm a winner! And, as much as it pains me to say it, you still can be, too. You can still participate in the <a href="http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/">contest</a> up until Friday, the 5th of June, so if you haven't done it yet, scurry to it, and vie with me to be the glorious winner- at least if you win it, I'll still have a pretty nice consolation prize. :)</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-74243409832598533352009-05-30T21:42:00.000-07:002009-05-31T00:19:25.367-07:00What Does It Mean To Be Pansexual?<div style="text-align: justify;">Lately I've been struggling with that exact question. What <em>does</em> it mean to be pansexual? Ignoring the omnipresent stupid joke thrown in there ("Someone who likes to do it with pots and pans?"), the answers are usually very similar- something about liking many genders, more than the male/female duo covered by bisexuality. And I agree with that definition.<br /><br />And yet, almost every time I read someone's description of pansexuality, I cringe, as my eyes end up alighting on the all-too-common phrase "gender-blind".<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">I'll come right out and say it- I take issue with the idea of pansexuality as a state of being gender-blind. If anything, as a pansexual, I feel that I am the complete opposite of blind when it comes to my consideration of the sexual attractiveness of an individual. Gender matters to me- I am completely and utterly passionate about it, and it's one of many things that I respond to in another person. I simply cannot say that I am apathetic about gender, that I don't care if my lover is male or female or trans or two-spirited or third-gender or genderqueer. Of course I care, and it gets me hot to know that he/she/ze is any of those things. I get hot over their bodies. I get hot about their gender identities and gender expression. And that is why I simply find it hard to align myself with the label of "pansexual" when people keep on tossing terms like "gender-blind" around. I always feel like I need to add these caveats in order to differentiate myself and to explain.<br /><br />But it's more than just this personal dissonance. I feel slightly betrayed by what "gender-blind" really means, in a political sense. I dislike this concept of pansexuality because it completely erases the desirability of trans/intersex bodies- especially as a "normal" desirability that is not part of, say, the strong T-girl fetish of a trannychaser. This "gender-blind" definition removes the possibility that someone could simply find trans bodies to be sexy BECAUSE they are trans, and instead makes it out to be an exception to the rule, laden with words like "in spite of". Why, one definition reads thus: "The ones who fall in love with people, regardless of gender, even transsexuals.". <em>Even transsexuals</em>. The disgust/contempt for transpeople drips off of that statement (even though I believe its writer to actually have good intentions). It's such a pervasive attitude, that nobody in their right mind could ever see a trans body as hot. It's a cissexist (is that a real term? If not, I'm totally coining it!) stance that firmly puts transpeople "in their place" by othering them.<br /><br />And all that in a sexual orientation that is supposed to remedy the marginalization of those outside the gender binary!<br /><br />But of course it is easy to want to applaud for pansexuality. It plays to the old and well-worn script of the accepting lover, the one we all want for ourselves. On the revelation of his/her/hir trans status, the accepting lover decides he/she/ze can "handle it". The phrases "I still love you for you.", "I love you in spite of . . ." and "I love you regardless." are thrown about and everybody feels good and happy and warm. We like it because pansexuality is the ultimate comfort- that someone could love you in spite of your flaws, whether that flaw is the penis you were born with but want to get rid of, or the rolls of fat on your body, or the skin you always worry is too dark to be sexy. It feels <em>good</em> to have that reassurance, the consolation of unconditional love.<br /><br />The only problem with this is that it completely buys into the status quo. It subverts nothing, and in fact reinforces these ideas that you can only be truly sexy if you are cisgender, thin, white, etc.. What it says is "You aren't sexy, but I love you anyways." And maybe it's just me, but I know that I'd be more than a little upset if someone told me they loved me "in spite of" something about me that wasn't negative. I'm waiting for a new script- the one where the robe drops and the response is "You are so fucking sexy."- not "I think I can learn to love you."<br /><br />The idea that pansexuality is somehow better than other orientations is very telling in this regard. It reminds me of Stephen Colbert's eponymous character's bragging claim that he doesn't see race. I can even hear the conversation in my head now: "Oooh, pansexual. How wonderful for you- how amazing that you are able to be so egalitarian, so open-minded, to not even see gender!". (Or, as I read on a Deviant Art blog: "I so badly WANT to be a pansexual. It's all I believe in, all anybody espouses who's enlightened!"). But in order to be enlightened, you have to have overcome all those old preconceived ways of thinking. It sounds like a compliment. It even sounds like it's trans-friendly, but it's not. It describes a world where trans bodies can never be desirable naturally, but have to be the result of some sort of monumental mental gymnastics. Not to mention that it is highly offensive to accepted understandings of sexuality. Enlightenment implies choice, as if you simply work at it long and hard enough, you can get an erection for a transguy. For most of us, who feel our sexuality was not something chosen, the belief that pansexuality is superior is horrible- setting anybody not pansexual up for failure because they cannot "get over" their transphobia and start liking gender-variant bodies. In every way possible, the idea of pansexuality as gender-blind and enlightened purports to be trans-friendly while in reality being quite transphobic and upholding the status quo.<br /><br />And don't get me wrong- I'm not trying to say that pansexuality is the sort of political identity people take on only in order to subvert the status quo. I'm wary of anybody who says that any sexual orientation has some ulterior goal/motivation other than sex and love, in fact. I am most certain that there are pansexuals out there who do feel that the gender-blind definition of pansexuality fits them perfectly. Certainly there are even bisexuals who feel that way (dealing solely with the two mainstream genders, of course). I'm not saying that the definition isn't true, but merely that it's limiting, and that its implications subtly influence our understanding of trans people and, as I'll explain below- of sex.<br /><br />I'm tired of being told that pansexuals fall in love with personalities and with people, rather than fall in lust with bodies and genders. In no other definition of sexuality does the word "love" pop up so frequently. Homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, even asexuality, all rely on words like "attraction" when we define them, which implies a range of feelings (aesthetics, romance, etc.) but most importantly, sex. Pansexuality, however, has been whitewashed of its sex, often in a sex-negative way.<br /><br />I can hear it yet again- that admiring voice saying "Oooh, pansexual- gender-blind, so that you fall in love with personalities and not bodies! How wonderfully enlightened! How incredible! To not be so focused on such a base thing like sex, but to truly love people for who they are!"<br /><br />Except that I am sexual. Oooh boy, am I sexual. When I am lying in bed with one hand stuffed into my panties and a fantasy playing on the back of my eyelids, I am not watching a romance where I fall in love with a character "regardless of gender" and we finally consummate our love. No, my fantasies feature bodies, beautiful bodies doing dirty, sexual things. I often see individuals and I want to fuck them, simple as that. No needing to know them. But pansexuality does not offer me that option. Apparently casual sex for the pansexual is out of the question, because we fall in love with people, not anonymous bodies in heat like straight and gay and bisexual people sometimes do.<br /><br />Why the hypocrisy? Why is it widely understood that gay people and straight people feel lust based on a whole complex combination of aspects, with sexual attraction as the primary one, but pansexuals aren't allowed the same? Does it all come creeping back to the aforementioned problem with trans bodies, that of course it cannot be primarily or evenly wholly sexual, because nobody would ever be able to feel attraction for a transperson without being perfect in every other way, to make up for their "deficiency"? And what's with the glowing discussions of pansexuality as enlightened for seeing personality before sex? I don't know . . . it scares me, as an intensely sexual being, to be told that I am less moral because I get the desire to fuck somebody based on the physical- regardless of whether I follow through with that or not. It makes me worry that we are only thinly veiling our real deep-seated issues with sex, our view that it is something dirty and perverse and wrong, only validated by love and "nobler intentions" than getting your rocks off.<br /><br />I have brought this topic up in conversation before and have been shot down and dismissed as nitpicking, but I just don't think that's true. Every time somebody says that pansexuality is about loving people regardless of their gender, it whittles away at the concept that gender-variant/trans/intersex bodies can be sexually desirable. Every time pansexuality is declared to be about love first and sex later, it implies that we have made a choice to put sex aside in order to be more enlightened. Every time that pansexuality is lauded over other orientations, it sends out a sex-negative message that sexual desire is base, lewd, something dirty to be sneered at and looked down upon compared to "pure" romantic love.<br /><br />And I'm not sure I want to be a part of these implicit messages. So what am I left with? How can I construe how I feel without having to direct everybody to my blog? I picked up "pansexual" as a label for myself years back when I first heard it and breathed a sigh of relief, that I could condense a paragraph of sexual attractions into one neat little word. But that has no longer become the case, and I wonder if I should be making myself a new label, or perhaps fighting for an expanded, more nuanced understanding of pansexuality. All I can say is that I'm utterly confused on where I stand, and tired of correcting people, tired of hearing the words "gender-blind" and "personality". My sexuality has never been easy, but lately it's gotten to the point where I can no longer stand by the "P" word. What's a girl who wants to fuck all genders to do?</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-32423274821657642012009-05-06T09:58:00.000-07:002009-05-09T17:24:58.616-07:00My Sextoy.com Wishlist<div style="text-align: justify;">I've known about <a href="http://sextoys.com/">Sextoys.com</a> for a while, but they seriously shocked me recently with their offer of a $1,000 shopping spree giveaway (plus other sundry prizes) for anybody who blogs a $1,000 wishlist of their awesome products. How could I resist? So, without further ado, here's me throwing my hat into the ring with fingers crossed! (And, though the selfish chick inside of me is telling me to shut up and keep our odds good, if you have a blog or forum where you can post, you should enter, too- <a href="http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/">the rules</a> spell it all out).<br /><br />1) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/BSBWARMAMB/BWarm-Soy-Massage-Candle-Amber/">Bwarm Soy Massage Candle Amber</a> ($27.89). Why I want it: I think this is the coolest innovation I've heard of- you get a romantic scented candle to set the mood, the fun of dripping wax onto your lover, and massage oil all in one product!<br /><br />2) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/FIN910/Fukuoku-Five-Finger-Massage-Glove-Right/">Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove</a> ($58.99). Why I want it: I love using my hands for clitoral stimulation (hence the surprising lack of clitoral vibes on this list), so it seems like the Fukuoku glove is just <em>made</em> for me- vibrating fingertips, without the hassle of big, intrusive finger attachments (especially ones that might not fit chubby fingers)!<br /><br />3) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/JP290/Lick-A-Lot-A-Puss/">Lick-A-Lot-A-Puss Restraints</a> ($18.19). Why I want it: I am very curious as to how, exactly, this product actually works (leather grippers?), but if it does, it would be immensely helpful in both cunnilingus <em>and</em> masturbation, since my lips tend to prefer staying shut when I want them spread wide open.<br /><br />4) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/LC6910/Anal-Mini-Tongue-Vibrator/">Anal Mini Tongue Vibrator</a> ($51.49). Why I want it: I am constantly on the lookout for anal vibrators that do something less like buzzing and more like what your lover's skilled fingers/tongue do, and this toy fits the bill, swivelling round to tease and open you up, not just shake inside your tush.<br /><br />5) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/LI002/Liquid-Silk-Personal-Lubricant-250ml/">Liquid Silk Personal Lubricant 250 ml</a> ($26.19). Why I want it: I keep on hearing wonderful things about Liquid Silk (no sticky residue!), but one of the coolest thing about it is that it is one of the few lubes on Sextoys.com with that great pump dispenser, so you don't have to make your bottle slippery in trying to get some more!<br /><br />6) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/PD3000-12/PulsaBath-Purple/">PulsaBath (Purple)</a> ($17.49). Why I want it: Jerking off in the tub is difficult for me at the best of times (the water washes away any natural lubrication), but I think this toy could fix that- a soft, spongy waterpoof vibrator that I could comfortably hold in place with my thighs for some hands-free stimulation, perhaps while reading an erotic book . . .<br /><br />7) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0431-03/Inflatable-Black-Stud/">Inflatable Black Stud</a> ($25.89). Why I want it: I always dread the idea of purchasing a new, bigger toy, fearing that it'll end up being too big for me and a waste of money- but this toy easily fixes that, by letting you pump it to new sizes <em>while inside you</em>.<br /><br />8) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0389-12/Triple-Spoiler-Blue/">Triple Spoiler Blue</a> ($30.89). Why I want it: This toy is so cool to me simply because it's really three toys in one- beads and a large and slender dildo- that would easily allow me to switch between sensations and sizes without digging through the toy box, enjoy switching between anal and vaginal penetration without juggling toys or using condoms, and maybe even adding in some double penetration action, if I'm so inclined!<br /><br />9) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE2592-04/Heart-Shape-Breast-Massager/">Heart Shape Breast Massager</a> ($32.19). Why I want it: Usually, anything that vibrates on the nipples is long, tubular, and bulky (i.e. unattractive), not to mention pinchy-clampy; these caught my eye not only because they're *so* pretty (like cute pink pasties), but because they claim to provide less of an "Ouch!" feeling, and more of a "Oooh." one.<br /><br />10) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/NXGYROPURPLE/Nexus-Gyro-Purple/">Nexus Gyro Purple Male Prostate Massager</a> ($103.99). Why I want it: I have a secret . . . I often co-opt men's prostate toys for vaginal fun (really, the parts are all pretty analogous anyways), and this one looks stupendous, with its rock-back-and-forth-for-extra-stimulation possibilities.<br /><br />11) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0416-75/Sassy-Bendi-Pacificer-Blue/">Sassy Bendi Pacifier Blue Butt Plug</a> ($14.89). Why I want it: Quite frankly, I just love the way this toy looks (what a pretty blue!) and how I imagine it'd feel as I walked around doing daily chores wearing it, all soft and bendable for my delicate booty.<br /><br />12) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/PY6002PK/Dildo-Boro-Glass-Sleek-Wand-Clear-Pink/">Dildo Boro Glass Sleek Wand Clear Pink</a> ($45.49). Why I want it: I've long wanted a glass dildo (for its heaviness, slickness, and ability for temperature play), and this one has the added benefit of being slightly curved (great for both easier use on the ol' wrists, as well as hitting those special spots inside), having a G-spot stimulating head and some bloops on the other end for a different feel.<br /><br />13) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/PH9133-9/Brand-Spankin-Toy-Cleaner-4oz/">Brand Spankin' Toy Cleaner 4 oz.</a> ($12.19). Why I want it: I am often too lazy to get out of bed post-orgasm to clean my toys, and I imagine this spray would help me be a lot more hygienic!<br /><br />14) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0838-40/Black-Velvet-65-inch-Curved-dildo/">Black Velvet 6.5 Inch Curved Dildo</a> ($21.49). Why I want it: First off, I can't believe there are four pretty black waterpoof vibrators for $20, and secondly, I am really intrigued by the soft Velvet Touch material it's made out of- sounds luxurious and like something I definitely want to rub all over myself (not something I'm a fan of doing with my silicone dildos, for sure).<br /><br />15) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE1301-00/Weighted-Orgasm-Balls-Metalic/">Weighted Orgasm Balls- Metallic</a> ($18.89). Why I want them: Simple, elegant, weighted Ben Wa balls always make me feel like I'm undertaking some sort of sexy ancient Chinese ritual . . . while exercising my vaginal muscles!<br /><br />16) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TAN9959/Feeldoe-More/">Feeldoe More Double Ended Dong</a> ($122.99). Why I want it: The Feeldoe has always been at the top of my list for things to try, because I hate messing with harnesses and shudder at the idea of those ugly, long, floppy "double headers".<br /><br />17) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVAX-G-02/Eyelash-Spike-Goggles/">Eyelash Spike Goggles</a> ($53.89). Why I want them: I have never seen a blindfold that is hard and looks like a pair of goggles, and all of the sudden I'm wondering why, because these look freakin' badass, all kinky and steampunk rolled into one.<br /><br />18) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0611-20/Platinum-Jack-Rabbit-Gold/">Platinum Jack Rabbit Gold</a> ($69.89). Why I want it: It's got 7 functions, 6 speeds, and oh, did I mention that it's <em>gold</em>?<br /><br />19) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/DJ2100-03/Japanese-Bondage-Rope-Black/">Japanese Bondage Rope Black</a> ($16.19). Why I want it: I love the fact that it's long (because who can do any decent ties with ten feet?) and that it comes with a knot instruction brochure for those of us who might be beginners.<br /><br />20) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE2114-03/Silicone-Flexi-Power-Rod/">Silicone Flexi-Power Rod</a> ($33.49). Why I want it: I think flexibility is really important in anal toys- not only because they minimize the chance of damage, but also because it sucks to have to contort yourself into weird positions just to masturbate, and I imagine I could have tons of fun with this one while even on my back (hard to do with a straight, rigid toy!).<br /><br />21) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/LI003/Maximus-Personal-Lubricant-250-ml/">Maximus Personal Lubricant 250 Ml</a> ($26.19). Why I want it: Maximus is pretty much Liquid Silk for butt sex, and it has that aforementioned awesome pump dispenser that I love so much.<br /><br />22) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SS696-07/Thigh-Harness/">Thigh Harness Strap-On Harness</a> ($25.89). Why I want it: Ever since I saw this used in the porn flick "Coming Home", I've wanted it- I mean, how cool is this nifty little device that lets you fuck someone with your thigh?<br /><br />23) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0314-04/Pink-dildo-wsuction-cup-8inch/">Pink Dildo W/ Suction Cup 8 Inches</a> ($32.19). Why I want it: Suction cup dildos rock- you can stick 'em anywhere and enjoy hands-free fucking, not to mention that the pink color of this one makes me feel all nostalgic about my first dildo.<br /><br />24) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE2061-00/Glow-in-the-Dark-Kit/">Glow In The Dark Kit</a> ($22.19). Why I want it: Me + a pitch-black room + maybe a bit of alcohol + these cool glow-in-the-dark toys + mirror = trippy fun (also cool is the fact that there are two sleeves, which diversifies my sex toys and makes them all potentially glow-in-the-dark!).<br /><br />25) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE4061-03/Wet-Look-Lingerie-Soft-Sexy-Gloves/">Wet Look Lingerie Soft Sexy Gloves</a> ($30.49). Why I want them: No big explanation here- they simply look fucking sexy.<br /><br />26) <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TAN6378/Tantus-Silicone-Echo-Purple/">Tantus Silicone Echo Purple</a> ($50.49). Why I want it: This is the perfect simple silicone dildo to use with my thigh harness!<br /><br />And that leaves me with a total of $990.04! Here's hoping I win!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-77385856676590485112009-05-01T21:50:00.000-07:002009-05-01T21:55:14.602-07:00Pretty Pictures<div style="text-align: justify;">Too tired to write a real blog, but not too tired to post some eye candy!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SfvRdCkR4mI/AAAAAAAAA0g/OHrw_1VBwCc/s1600-h/mena-suvari102501.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SfvRdCkR4mI/AAAAAAAAA0g/OHrw_1VBwCc/s400/mena-suvari102501.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331084880758563426" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The lovely Mena Suvari, looking particularly beautiful in her shorn hair and awesome tattoo. Also, she's a feminist, which totally makes her even sexier in my eyes.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-35626308249159526202009-04-14T01:31:00.001-07:002009-04-14T01:49:03.691-07:00SydJizzer Could Take Over The World<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SeRKE2A1oBI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/w3335oho08Y/s1600-h/sydjizzer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 536px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SeRKE2A1oBI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/w3335oho08Y/s400/sydjizzer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324462106537730066" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This could either be a clever example of photomanipulation, or, as I suspect, a rare photo capturing the true form of what I am now dubbing "SydJizzer", a monstrous yet strangely sexy queer amalgamation of disparate and autonomous entities known as Jiz Lee and Syd Blakovich, who can come together Transformers-style to become this crazy fightin' and sexin' machine, possibly sent from the future.<br /><br />Clearly, SydJizzer could take over the world if it so chooses. 'Tis only by its good graces- and perhaps the urge to stay home and masturbate its lovely genital lump- that it doesn't do so.<br /><br />Credits to <a href="http://www.twincest.net/">Twincest.net</a>. Also, kindly tagged as "WTF" for Jiz, a tag previously reserved solely for <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/blogger/5046/1606/1600/i_have_no_idea.jpg">this very worthy pic</a>.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-67609187065806086742009-04-01T12:00:00.000-07:002009-04-01T15:08:41.336-07:00Oh noes! Teh Dyke Iz Infecting Mah Gay Pr0n!<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SdPRjrl15UI/AAAAAAAAA0I/7eBcaS01zMM/s1600-h/gspot-circles_Full.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SdPRjrl15UI/AAAAAAAAA0I/7eBcaS01zMM/s400/gspot-circles_Full.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319825995781760322" border="0" /></a>It's official: I have been watching way too much dyke porn. And I'll tell you how I know- it's when I start wishing that all my other porn was just like it. I'm not talking about the way it's filmed or the refreshing diversity of body types and gender identities or anything like that. I'm talking simply about the sex and, more importantly, the hands.<span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Case in point: I'm easing back with a nice gay porn that's just starting to get hot and heavy, when all of the sudden I find myself thinking "Aw, dammit. They're about to start fucking each other with their <em>dicks</em>." And that thought threw me for a loop. I mean, what the hell else did I think was going to happen?<br /><br />But I know what I wanted- I wanted them to fuck with their hands and with toys. I wanted to watch fingers working skillfully in and out of wet, willing holes. I wanted to watch guys get it on like lesbians.<br /><br />I'll admit that watching lesbian porn (you know, the good kind) has helped me to fetishize fingering in a way that nothing else ever could have, back when the word used to hold no meaning for me. In fact, I think it's fair to say that I *hate* the word "fingering". "Fingerfucking" is marginally better, but it still has that annoying connotation, the one that whispers "foreplay". It makes me cringe, because I know what those straight people unfamiliar with lesbian sex immediately imagine when they hear the word "fingering"- they imagine something unfulfilling, an extended tease of light, soft probing. I was thrilled when I started watching real lesbian porn, started to see what I'd always known in my heart- that women can fuck one another without the use of toys. I've discovered the disconnect in these terms, these words we have that fail to capture the sheer dripping sex appeal of somebody using their hands to bring you to orgasm. Is it any wonder I catch myself staring at men's hands far more than I find myself staring at their crotches? Is it any wonder that I'd like to see that dynamic between men, or, for that matter, between men and women?<br /><br />Unfortunately, if I want to find any of that captured in my gay porn, I need to cross the tracks, traveling from Vanilla Land to Fetish Town and its sister cities of fisting and prostate exam medical play. And while both of those have their upsides, it just isn't the same. Anal fisting is absolutely mesmerizing and hypnotic to watch, but it's another type of play to me. Once that thumb slips in past the knuckle, you've transcended plain' ol fingerfucking into another realm. You're handballin' now. The medical play is just as "off"- the prostate exam is merely the scenario to get the sex started, a catalyst and not the main focus. Both are hot in their own special ways, but neither are what I really want.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SdPd_EE4ifI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/FYGX11C6LT8/s1600-h/fingers-up-man-ass.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SdPd_EE4ifI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/FYGX11C6LT8/s400/fingers-up-man-ass.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319839660350409202" border="0" /></a>When I do find a little bit of finger play in my gay porn, it always takes the same place it does in straight porn- as foreplay, a means of opening him or her up in order to be able to take the mighty penis. It's one measly finger working its way up to only the second knuckle (something which, by the way, always makes me roll my eyes, because if you were truly prepping him for your massive porno cock, you really ought get down to the knuckles with at least three fingers- at least that is a bit closer in size to your actual endowment).<br /><br />It's not that I dislike watching guys fuck- I love it quite a bit. Just as much as I love watching a woman strap it on and give it to a man or woman, or watching a man fuck a woman. But I've just grown accustomed to watching hands go to work, and they've become as much sex objects as the genitalia to me. I find it sad to see them so left out.<br /><br />So in the meantime, I'll keep watching and looking for those rare moments when those idle hands get the chance to go to work. I'll keep browsing <a href="http://www.tlavideo.com/keyword/3-0-934_butt-play-finger-fucking-probing.html?sn=1">the videos</a> that purport to have some "butt play". And I'll keep fantasizing about my dream porn- gay with a dyke aesthetic- full of blowjobs and rimming and jerking off and fingerfucking. Sigh . . .</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-56214176997943907702009-03-14T19:30:00.000-07:002009-03-15T00:12:51.356-07:00Confessions Of A Non-Blogger<div style="text-align: justify;">I'm sorry!<br /><br />It has been so long since I've written a blog, I know. I'm blushingly ashamed, especially since I have no excuse. I am not busy- I'm quite the opposite, in fact. You can actually probably well-gauge how busy I am by how many posts I have in a given month. In October of 2008, I was neck-deep in classes, homework, kitchen remodeling, and working out the details of a big change in a friendship. Posts? 30. Last month, with my only daily requirements some light cleaning and cooking meals? 3. When I have a lot piled up on me, blogging is my way to escape, to procrastinate. When I'm not busy, I have tons of thoughts swirling in my head that I want to blog about, but not much motivation to actually sit down and type them all out. I guess what they say is true- if you want to get something done, give it to the busy person.<br /><br />Anyways, I'm gonna try my hardest to start posting some more blogs. Bear with me, readers, and check back!<br /><br />~ Gwen</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-62069953017026635602009-02-09T22:52:00.000-08:002009-02-10T01:16:04.673-08:00Macro + Genitals = ArtAs the title says. Extreme close-ups after the jump.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><div style="text-align: justify;">I don't know much of anything about photography, but I do know that I really, really like what they call "macro", that takes high-resolution, very sharp and in-focus close-up pictures. They are gorgeously full of detail- truly a visual feast.<br /><br />Of course, there are lots of really amazing examples of macro photography. Nature is a favorite- flowers, leaves, water droplets, insects, lizards, and human eyes all lend themselves well to macro photography. Like the following photo. Pretty, right?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEnqqkbzvI/AAAAAAAAAxc/Du0U8mnFxHI/s1600-h/flower.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEnqqkbzvI/AAAAAAAAAxc/Du0U8mnFxHI/s400/flower.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301061850326879986" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But I've found a subject I like a whole hell of a lot more: genitalia. Oh, sure, there are so many admittedly lovely pictures of genitals all over the Internet and in magazines. Many purport to be "close-up", which is often still at least half a foot away. I guess I just want "extreme close-up". There is something so incredible about the textures of our genitals, the stray, kinky hairs, the rich pink and flesh tones. Of course, some pornographers have gotten down on the macro shot, most notably Abby Winters, as <a href="http://abbywinters.com/main.php?page=list+display&list=99598&name=Pussy+close+up">amply evidenced</a> in many sources. But because the majority of porn seems to ignore a deeper look at our parts, allow me to indulge you below (note: clicking on the pictures will take you to their original sites, where you can enlarge them and seriously soak in the sumptuous detail).<br /><br /><a href="http://romitatempranillo.deviantart.com/">Romita Tempranillo</a>'s "Marbled". Cock has <em>never</em> looked so beautiful.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://romitatempranillo.deviantart.com/art/Marbled-88590847"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEpuCTZ-OI/AAAAAAAAAxk/3YLGQ4fuSn4/s400/Marbled_by_RomitaTempranillo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301064107260770530" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://herbus.deviantart.com/">Herbus</a>' "Dangle". There's just something so soft and almost delicate about this picture.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://herbus.deviantart.com/art/Dangle-86891054"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEp9gZA6bI/AAAAAAAAAxs/tXI5_VOTyec/s400/Dangle_by_herbus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301064373035395506" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://xandergr8.deviantart.com/">xandergr8</a>'s "front". Where to begin? Everything about this picture is just gorgeous.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://xandergr8.deviantart.com/art/front-82028373"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 375px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEqUjrY7ZI/AAAAAAAAAx0/OmHLW9xG37Q/s400/front_by_xandergr8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301064769054764434" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://scottyskins.deviantart.com/">Scottyskins</a>' "Penis 9". You don't often get to see piss-slits in such detail, and it's surprisingly pretty. And there are quite a few more in the series.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scottyskins.deviantart.com/art/Penis-9-109810116"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEq0MWaqOI/AAAAAAAAAx8/1r8wmL7eTrk/s400/Penis_9_by_Scottyskins.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301065312548595938" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://domnimes.deviantart.com/">Domnimes</a>' "Skin". An incredible study in foreskin.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://domnimes.deviantart.com/art/Skin-51064644"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 365px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZErIo2IE4I/AAAAAAAAAyE/tH1iDCCvIwQ/s400/Skin_by_domnimes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301065663795172226" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://loughborough.deviantart.com/">Loughborough</a>'s "Lower". The seam of testicles continues to fascinate me far more than it should.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://loughborough.deviantart.com/art/Lower-75542154"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEriS5uZlI/AAAAAAAAAyM/wWFfqRTUX-E/s400/Lower_by_Loughborough.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301066104581285458" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://nuder82.deviantart.com/">Nuder82</a>'s "Ripples". Such an apt name for the incredibly wrinkly testicles.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://nuder82.deviantart.com/art/ripples-105741428"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEr6QZB0YI/AAAAAAAAAyU/BPTalu8cQrY/s400/ripples_by_nuder82.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301066516224135554" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://ickylust.deviantart.com/">ickylust</a>'s "Macro - Pretty Kitty". Pretty, indeed. Sigh. More like gorgeous.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ickylust.deviantart.com/art/Macro-Pretty-Kitty-72674797"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEubBJG6PI/AAAAAAAAAyc/iRZzJ_rXw2I/s400/vagina.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301069278089767154" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://mademoisellekaterina.deviantart.com/">MademoiselleKaterina</a>'s "lips sealed". Incredibly beautiful when enlarged.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://mademoisellekaterina.deviantart.com/art/lips-sealed-108750988"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 381px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEvp8JPASI/AAAAAAAAAyk/Q1L13vtOaEg/s400/lips_sealed_by_MademoiselleKaterina.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301070633957785890" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://stellahase.deviantart.com/">StellaHase</a> has a gallery full of macro studies of her body, all beautiful. Here, "Pink Tango". This truly qualifies as art.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://stellahase.deviantart.com/art/Pink-Tango-95010738"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEv-nv1O0I/AAAAAAAAAys/_7zAW9Aflgk/s400/Pink_Tango_by_StellaHase.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301070989259782978" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And this one, "Waves of pink". Amazing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://stellahase.deviantart.com/art/Waves-of-pink-92963410"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEwfcVl5UI/AAAAAAAAAy8/xouKuwrWIz8/s400/Waves_of_pink_by_StellaHase.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301071553132619074" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://solitarymist.deviantart.com/">SolitaryMist</a>'s "Nipple2". Nipples get a little more macro love by "mainstream" photographers, thank goodness.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://solitarymist.deviantart.com/art/Nipple2-108936671"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZExUZ-4cyI/AAAAAAAAAzM/oGYPj-vaTrA/s400/Nipple2_by_SolitaryMist.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301072463033561890" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sopbubblan.deviantart.com/">sopbubblan</a>'s "Nipple". And the elusive male nipple, just as pretty.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sopbubblan.deviantart.com/art/Nipple-83766005"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 397px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZExpIn5m_I/AAAAAAAAAzU/Li2U9hG03YI/s400/Nipple_by_sopbubblan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301072819151018994" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Lest we forget that the pussy isn't the only orifice involved in sex, a study of a more oral kind: <a href="http://devil-without-horns.deviantart.com/">devil-without-horns</a>' "It makes me smile".<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://devil-without-horns.deviantart.com/art/It-makes-me-smile-44348431"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEx9-fNE5I/AAAAAAAAAzc/OGQEFazOgPY/s400/It_makes_me_smile_by_devil_without_horns.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301073177207444370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://ecchi-senshi.deviantart.com/">Ecchi-Senshi</a>'s "Eat me". Almost as if recorded from a deep-throated dick.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ecchi-senshi.deviantart.com/art/Eat-me-51192587"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZEyPlV5xtI/AAAAAAAAAzk/EKglmmWzClc/s400/Eat_me_by_Ecchi_Senshi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301073479695189714" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I was expecting to find at least some macro studies of the anus, but, much to my surprise, none were to be found, but for this oft-circulated comic picture, whose true origins I cannot find. Was there really an art showing? Whose art is it? And, are those really assholes, or deceptive belly buttons? Brownies for anybody who can clarify.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZE01Yir8mI/AAAAAAAAAzs/rjvpx3j7Qlk/s1600-h/asshole.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SZE01Yir8mI/AAAAAAAAAzs/rjvpx3j7Qlk/s400/asshole.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301076328117432930" border="0" /></a><br /><br />So that's it. I felt very arty last night when I collected all these photographs, and I just had to put them all in a blog for posterity (and to share with you all). Enjoy.</div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-22405979393669362672009-02-07T14:41:00.000-08:002009-02-08T14:42:48.394-08:00Incest Singalong<div style="text-align: justify;">Inspired by my previous post (and the realization that I haven't done one of these for a while), here is a singalong devoted to lust and love between relatives. And let me tell ya something- it's actually pretty hard to find any good songs on the topic, once you sift out all of the parent-child abuse and subsequent revenge murder songs (you have no idea how common this theme actually is!).<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">1) "The Incest Song" from the KOMP Morning Show. Ah, your quite expected country song about "keeping it in the family".<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d_uTNSaXM5Y&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d_uTNSaXM5Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />2) "I'm My Own Grandpa" by Ray Stevens. Everybody's favorite funny song about the twisty intertwined branches of an incestuous family tree and a crazy conclusion.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WfqaEuCR54w&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WfqaEuCR54w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />3) Ah, good ol' "Oedipus Rex" by Tom Lehrer. Sure, Oedipus' tale isn't exactly heartwarming, because ripping out your eyeballs just doesn't make anybody think happy thoughts. And yet I still love this song. How can you not belt out "He LOVED his mother!"?<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mScdJURKGWM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mScdJURKGWM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />4) "Shame And Scandal", covered by Madness. Technically, this song isn't about true incest (just listen to the lyrics), but it certainly is about some familial confusion and lots of shame and scandal. Plus I want to groove to it.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfwXicXmG5k&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfwXicXmG5k&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />5) "Incestuous Love" by Marc Almond. This is quite possibly the only song that speaks about parent-child adult consensual love in a positive (or at least neutral) way. It's very beautiful, actually.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CO8CaZ0lem4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CO8CaZ0lem4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />6) "Sister Incest" by Sunset Sphere. This song is so dark and pretty and Gothic that I love it for the music alone, but the lyrics only add to it, creating a sort of decadent and magical world of shifting incestuous relationships, one you might find in, say, Ann Rice's "A Witching Hour".<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XMU2HJC6YPc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XMU2HJC6YPc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />7)"Can't Make Love" by Emmy Laybourne & Sam & the Music Of U.S. Bombs. The funniest and most lighthearted song on the list, I fell in love with it the moment I heard it. (Plus I love 'Helen' from "Superstar"). 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It's fun, nothing more, nothing less.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o9gQ23y6tmM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o9gQ23y6tmM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />9) "He's Just Like My Brother", GiggleMaker2000's parody of Rhianna's "Don't Stop The Music". Technically, this is an odd one, since it's GiggleMaker2000's mocking of the way that Rhianna consistently calls Chris Brown "like a brother" but then engages in all sorts of sexual innuendo. So, no real incest. But at the same time, it's about people roleplaying incest fantasies. So I say it belongs. And, whoa, it's dirty!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NieWuZykTT4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NieWuZykTT4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />10) "I F'd Your Mom" by The Steve and JJ Show. A very funny and crude Boy Band-esque take on, erm, motherfuckers. Certainly, few guys who trash talk with "I fucked your mom." intend to hear "Me too!" as a response. :)<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iVopsIFXkcg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iVopsIFXkcg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />So that's it. Maybe no robust anthems that you can belt out, but a good mix in all.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-65832054451715849932009-02-06T21:07:00.000-08:002009-02-08T13:38:23.980-08:00In The Wider Scheme Of Things, Incest Is Relatively Boring<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SY9OA-GNJDI/AAAAAAAAAxU/1JwvsuLudRs/s1600-h/afterparty3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 143px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SY9OA-GNJDI/AAAAAAAAAxU/1JwvsuLudRs/s200/afterparty3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300541065014354994" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh yes, we're going to talk about incest. If you think you can handle it, (and have forgiven me for my horrible titular punnage), jump on inside.<br /><br />Oh, and Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal, as far as I can tell, aren't incestuous siblings. Even if he is channeling "Redneck sister-lover" in that outfit, they've got their arms around one another in a way that's loving and possessive, and her face looks apologetic but proud to be open about their love and he looks slightly ready for a fight should anybody say an unkind word. Even if Gyllencest would be really, really hot.<br /><br />But enough blathering. I'm not actually here to talk about the sexual appeal of taboo love (maybe later). This blog's a bit more straightforward than that.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">Last night I watched BBC America's airing of <a href="http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/334/index.jsp"><em>Brothers and Sisters In Love</em></a>, and was incredibly fascinated by the stories- and heartbroken over some. The documentary followed several incestuous couples and a near-couple (most brother-sister but one mother-son couple), all who were separated while young or never even knew one another, and then met later in life and either began relationships only to find they are related, or knew of their relation but found themselves struggling with an attraction. It also introduced me to the concept of GSA, or "genetic sexual attraction", a widely acknowledged but as of yet not scientifically studied phenomenon wherein reunited relations who have never met before begin to develop obsessions over one another, often but not always romantic or sexual in nature.<br /><br />And yes, it might gross you out. In fact, outside of the big three gross-outs (necrophilia, zoophilia, and pedophlia), I'm not quite sure there is anything that inspires more instant revulsion and the absence of any sort of rational response (unless of course it is sexually attractive female twins wanting to share a man, in which case, it can <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqoYvlEZis">help you sell beer</a>). I don't think I'd ever given it more than a shudder before I watched the documentary (because everybody, possibly excepting those orphaned after every living relative was killed, instantly thinks of their own family). But when you remove it from your personal life and the idea of gettin' down with your blood relatives, the resulting picture is one of love, pure and simple, in a world full that greets it with hatred and hostility.<br /><br />The most heartbreaking story was of Patrick and Susan. Patrick was given up for adoption as a child and reconnected with his biological family at the age of 23, and soon after fell in love with his sister Susan. They've become quite famous, given that they've challenged Germany's anti-incest laws, which took away their four children and imprisoned Patrick for a two-year sentence. Watching them get harangued by their neighbor and burst into tears at being told their daughter would be taken away, my heart was literally breaking. I simply cannot understand the need to interfere in the lives of consenting adults, in what is truly a victimless "crime".<br /><br />Ah, but is it? So many people immediately turn to the question of the children of incestuous couples in order to produce a victim. We are a nation grown up on shocking images of what the product of incest look like: "The People Under The Stairs" offered up its gruesome namesakes, and the murderous villains of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "Wrong Turn", and "The Hills Have Eyes" are all explicitly or implicitly portrayed as incest-borne offspring. Real classy, isn't it? Top it all off with a heavy dose of stereotypical backwoods hillbilly incest (I can almost hear <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8">the banjos</a> now . . .), and you have a widely distorted view of what children of incest look like. Congenital birth defects and recessive diseases have morphed into psychosis and subhuman monstrosity.<br /><br />In reality, yes, there are complications from producing children with a relative. In the case of close (i.e. immediate) blood relations, there is as much as a 50% (but usually 6.25% to 25%) chance that the child will be born with some sort of problem. At first glance, it seems like the perfect factoid to forever banish incestuous reproduction to the law books. And yet the same statistic is true for others: somebody who carries the Huntington’s Disease gene also has a 50% chance of passing that gene on to his or her children. There is no call, however, to stop such individuals from marrying and procreating. Or, for that matter, women over 40 or anybody else with a high chance of producing less-than-perfectly-healthy children. Can we say "double standard"? And moreover, the entire argument assumes that incestuous couples will want to have children in the first place, an assumption that is often erroneous.<br /><br />But the people who speak out against consensual adult incest are not concerned with double standards, myths, stereotypes, or unfair laws. No politician in his/her right mind would endorse changing incest laws- it would be career suicide and, if he has any living relatives, more than likely fodder for every late night comedian.<br /><br />It's rather ironic to me, actually, to watch how other movements for tolerance, understanding, and a live-and-let-live policy tend to trample on incest when it's convenient. For as long as gay marriage- or even homosexuality- has been an public issue, there have been opponents who use the "slippery slope" argument: if we accept homosexuality/allow gay marriage, then what comes next? Must we do the same for polygamy, incest, bestiality? Gay rights activists have understandably been outraged, and have called it out as what it is: a distraction, and a muddling of the issues. Homosexuality is not the same as any of those, and to lump them altogether is nothing short of intellectual dishonesty. I most certainly agree. And yet, all our protests against such statements tend to devalue incest. Instead of merely calling out the ploy, the message that gets sent instead is "How dare you compare gay love- beautiful, sacred, and normal- to the sick perversion known as incest?". It's self-preservation, I suppose, since anybody who championed the rights of both gay and incestuous folks would become "proof" of insidious plans to doom America, and probably be demonized by the gay rights movement for rolling back all the progress that has been made by throwing other persecuted sexual minorities under the bus.<br /><br />Not that the pro-incest community is all that much better. Even the documentary drew a sharp divide between those dealing with genetic sexual attraction and those who form romantic/sexual relationships with siblings/parents with whom they grew up and were raised. Sufferers of GSA almost sound a little bit like the gay apologists of today who rant about the gay gene. Just as "I was born this way!" implies a justification and therefore some sort of wrongdoing, many incestuous couples resulting from GSA are quick to paint themselves as the helpless victims of a scientific force. "Don't blame me." They seem to be saying. "Incest is horrible, disgusting, wrong, dirty, and vile, but I didn't choose this, it just happened to me! So please, even though I would never be this way if I could help it, accept me and my horrid relationship." No wonder incest hasn't made much progress. And inevitably, we reach the bottom of the heap- the non-GSA incestuous couples who offer up no justification, no rationalization- just their forlorn pleas of "But we love each other."<br /><br />I'm just so tired of hypocrisy and seeing the victims of one sort of misunderstood love- be it interracial, inter-generational, between different socioeconomic classes, same-sex, or even incestuous- perpetuating hate towards another. It might sound cheesy to say it- heck, it feels cheesy to say it- but there's so little love in the world. If the two people who find it happen to be related, I couldn't be any happier for them. The law is meant to protect people, not hurt them. So why is it keeping consenting adults in love from one another?</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-26141264466611134662009-01-28T02:55:00.001-08:002009-01-28T03:30:41.156-08:00The World's First Gay Porn Sitcom<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SYBBnZvG1XI/AAAAAAAAAxE/1jQoxOcCasU/s1600-h/dirty+tricks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SYBBnZvG1XI/AAAAAAAAAxE/1jQoxOcCasU/s320/dirty+tricks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296305306966873458" border="0" /></a>I think I'm in love. With gay porn sitcoms, that is! I'll tell you all about it after the jump.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span class="fullpost">Really, as I compulsively watch the previews and just drool over the website, I'm starting to realize that <a href="http://dirtytricks.tv/index.html">Dirty Tricks TV</a> is exactly what I've been missing all my life. I mean, I love sitcoms and humor (I'd be willing to wager that 95% of my television viewing comes with canned laughter or a live studio audience). I also really, really love gay porn. Yet I never thought to combine the two.<br /><br />Thank goodness the guys behind <a href="http://thesword.com/">The Sword</a> were more creative and ambitious than me! Now they can boast that they have "the world's first gay porn sitcom!", and I must agree. I've never seen anything like it. It's not that humor is absent in the porn world (please, sitcom spoofs are the hottest commodity since "Not The Brady's"!), but a movie is simply quite different from a sitcom. Recurring characters! Funny set-ups that don't have to last an entire hour! A constant stream of "guest stars" for variety!<br /><br />I have yet to watch an entire episode to see how they blend the porn with the not-porn, but taken separately, the two both seem stellar- the sex is hot, the not-sex looks funny as hell. Oh, and there's <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/bio/james/bio.php">Crazy James</a> of "Big Brother" fame, even though I never watched the show. But apparently people do.<br /><br />Anyways, I'm totally loving this concept- it's <a href="http://crashpadseries.com/wordpress">Crash Pad</a>-y in its serial nature, but one-ups it with humor and an attempt at a storyline (not knocking CPS, mind you, since hidden camera format kind of hampers how much story you can realistically mete out). Now I'm just trying to figure out whether the 2-disc 12-episode DVD with over 4 hours of action is worth the $50.00 they're charging for it. Hmm.<br /><br />Anyways, watch the trailer:<br /><br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" id="SwordVideoPlayer" align="middle" height="333" width="400"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="false"><param name="movie" value="http://www.thesword.com/EmbedPlayer_New/player.swf?params=dmlkZW89aHR0cDovL3d3dy50aGVzd29yZC5jb20vdmlkZW8vVHJhaWxlcnMvVFItRGlydHlUcmlja3NUcmFpbGVyLmZsdiZsaW5rPWh0dHA6Ly93d3cudGhlc3dvcmQuY29tLzIwMDgvMDIvdHJhaWxlci1kaXJ0eS10cmlja3MtZmVhdC1iaWctYnJvdGhlcnMtamFtZXMuaHRtbCZ0aXRsZT1ESVJUWSBUUklDS1MgRmVhdC4gQklHIEJST1RIRVIncyBKYW1lcyZsZ3RodW1iPWh0dHA6Ly93d3cudGhlc3dvcmQuY29tL3RodW1ibmFpbHMvVHJhaWxlcnMvVFItRGlydHlUcmlja3NDcmF6eUphbWVzSFAuanBn"><param name="quality" value="high"><embed src="http://www.thesword.com/EmbedPlayer_New/player.swf?params=dmlkZW89aHR0cDovL3d3dy50aGVzd29yZC5jb20vdmlkZW8vVHJhaWxlcnMvVFItRGlydHlUcmlja3NUcmFpbGVyLmZsdiZsaW5rPWh0dHA6Ly93d3cudGhlc3dvcmQuY29tLzIwMDgvMDIvdHJhaWxlci1kaXJ0eS10cmlja3MtZmVhdC1iaWctYnJvdGhlcnMtamFtZXMuaHRtbCZ0aXRsZT1ESVJUWSBUUklDS1MgRmVhdC4gQklHIEJST1RIRVIncyBKYW1lcyZsZ3RodW1iPWh0dHA6Ly93d3cudGhlc3dvcmQuY29tL3RodW1ibmFpbHMvVHJhaWxlcnMvVFItRGlydHlUcmlja3NDcmF6eUphbWVzSFAuanBn" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" name="SwordVideoPlayer" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="333" width="400"></embed></object><br /><br />And the outtakes:<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.rockettube.com/mediaplayer-small.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" allowtransparency="true" wmode="transparent" flashvars="height=390&width=480&file=rtmp://66.115.186.113/tube&id=1915&autostart=false&bufferlength=5&linktarget=_self&image=http://www.rockettube.com/tmp/player_frame/1915.jpg&backcolor=0x454545&recommendations=http://www.rockettube.com/tmp/video_info/recommendations.php?id=1915" height="390" width="480"></embed><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.rockettube.com/mediaplayer-small.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" allowtransparency="true" wmode="transparent" flashvars="height=390&width=480&file=rtmp://66.115.186.113/tube&id=1916&autostart=false&bufferlength=5&linktarget=_self&image=http://www.rockettube.com/tmp/player_frame/1916.jpg&backcolor=0x454545&recommendations=http://www.rockettube.com/tmp/video_info/recommendations.php?id=1916" height="390" width="480"></embed><br /><br />Oh, and speaking of porn sitcoms, did you know that Seth Rogen is planning on continuing the porny streak started by "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" with a <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117996040.html?categoryid=14&cs=1">sitcom on Showtime</a>? It's supposed to be about three twentysomethings who learn about life and love while running a pornography shop. It could be great or it could completely suck. Only time will tell, I guess.<br /><br />In the meantime I'll stick with Dirty Tricks- a show that can kill two birds with one stone by making me laugh <em>and</em> cum. Hooray!<br /><br /></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-81865197323146423992009-01-27T15:27:00.000-08:002009-01-27T15:41:51.467-08:00We Are Animals, We Have Urges<div style="text-align: justify;">There are so many reasons why I love Alan Cumming (the accent! that smile! the bisexuality! the activism! the sex appeal, oh god, the sex appeal!), but this new Trojan condom ad is the icing on the cake, another reason to love him. Seriously, any monogamy pledges I make to my partners will necessarily come with an asterisk (*Exempt should Alan Cumming want to fuck me.). And, fantasizing that the commercial is true, who knows? Anyways, enough rambling.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/embedPlayer.swf?vidId=111&file=cumming_Trojan.flv&prefix=PRO" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" other="" parameters="" height="356" width="439"></embed></div><div style="border-top: 1px solid rgb(52, 63, 67); padding: 5px 0px 7px; background: rgb(0, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; width: 439px; height: 22px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-family: verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/?CID=EMBED1" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/images/embed_logo.gif" style="margin: 0pt 10px; padding: 0px;" border="0" height="26" width="98" /></a><a href="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/#/are-you-evolved-" target="_blank" style="margin: 0pt 10px; color: rgb(230, 206, 138);">Safe Sex</a> | <a href="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/#/home" target="_blank" style="margin: 0pt 10px; color: rgb(230, 206, 138);">STI</a> | <a href="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/#/get-widget" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(230, 206, 138); margin-left: 10px;">Contraception</a> | <a href="http://www.evolveoneevolveall.com/#/artist-showcase" target="_blank" style="margin: 0pt 10px; color: rgb(230, 206, 138);">STD</a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzMwOTg3NTA5MTcmcHQ9MTIzMzA5ODc5MjY1MSZwPTM5MDMxMiZkPSZnPTImdD*mbz1mZDlhMDFhOWM*NzY*ZDE*Yjc5Y2I3N2NlN2Q1MTQzNA==.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0" /><br /><br />It's sexy and honest, diverse, racial, gender, and sexual orientation-wise, and, yes, it has Alan. Not to mention that it's nice to see someone tackling the abstinence-message head-on; there's no apology for the sex, but a proud love of it.<br /><br />Bravo, Trojan and Alan!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-40481307985422415192009-01-25T23:41:00.000-08:002009-01-26T00:01:38.362-08:00Holy Shit<div style="text-align: justify;">This is not a picture blog, but <em>damn</em>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SX1r4eTsiWI/AAAAAAAAAw8/Es-mbHVgQ-w/s1600-h/veronica_vanoza_15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SX1r4eTsiWI/AAAAAAAAAw8/Es-mbHVgQ-w/s400/veronica_vanoza_15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295507354810091874" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SX1rqaTq8PI/AAAAAAAAAw0/lmN-YvyC5jg/s1600-h/veronica_vanoza_11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SX1rqaTq8PI/AAAAAAAAAw0/lmN-YvyC5jg/s400/veronica_vanoza_11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295507113218076914" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SX1rY78p3oI/AAAAAAAAAws/KLFQhUfQ0OA/s1600-h/veronica_vanoza_04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SX1rY78p3oI/AAAAAAAAAws/KLFQhUfQ0OA/s400/veronica_vanoza_04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295506813010697858" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Allow me to introduce <a href="http://www.veronica-vanoza.net/">Veronica Vanoza</a>, Czech hottie. Unfortunately the bald and short hair thing was short-lived and she returned to the land of long hair and porny makeup. :(<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-71506304125042870062009-01-09T03:34:00.000-08:002009-01-09T04:11:54.383-08:00Conscientious Porn<div style="text-align: justify;">For once, I'm not talking about company ethics, treatment of models, or safe sex procedures . . . no, the conscientiousness that I'm talking about is in the <em>content</em> of the porn.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">I was quite surprised by this video ("Solutions To Road Rage") today:<br /><br /><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyFull" title="Solutions To Road Rage" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 13);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="img/blank.gif" alt="Solutions To Road Rage" class="gl_align_full" border="0" /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="434"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.redtube.com/player/"><param name="FlashVars" value="id=16145&style=redtube"><embed src="http://embed.redtube.com/player/?id=16145&style=redtube" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="434"></embed></object><br /><br />Most fantastic, is it not? I find it highly amusing how well our dedicated punisher keeps up his role throughout the spanking (lest we, or the perp, forget what he did to deserve it or not learn his lesson!). And the beginning tale about the woman and her child who died was actually quite a serious matter- especially in gay porn.<br /><br />So much BDSM porn is full of "bad boys" and "bad girls" who "need to be punished", but their crimes are never listed. Or it's often really silly things for temperamental dommes to get angry about- being caught sniffing her panties, say, or being too cocky. And even then, it seems to be more of an excuse to get to punishing and sex than anything else, quickly forgotten.<br /><br />Is "Solutions To Road Rage" the beginning of a new trend in BDSM porn? Will we get to see some real pain (and redemptive pleasure) given to those who truly deserve it? My mind is dizzy with the prospects: litterbugs pelted with garbage while tied up by a highway patrol cop, EPA dommes drilling the ass of the man in charge of the environmentally irresponsible oil drillers, vandals and taggers branded, marked up and paraded around publicly on leashes covered in humiliating Sharpie messages, arsonists subjected to fire play, puppy play for animal abusers, and more creative punishments for offenders committing misdemeanors.<br /><br />It's certainly got to be better than one of the latest summaries from <a href="http://guysgetfucked.com/">Guys Get Fucked</a>:<br /><br /><em>George was hitting on his girlfriend Betsy's friends and it didn't take long to get back to her. When she heard that he's a lying cheat, Betsy wanted to kick him out on the street, but her friend Vanessa had a kinky idea. She brought over her dildos and when George came home she gave him a strip tease. He thought he was going to fuck them both, but he soon realized those dildos were meant for his ass!</em><br /><br />Really? Cheating is, like, so 2008. Porn featuring punishment for tailgaters, complete with educational lessons about road rage, on the other hand, is rockin' the new year out.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-59723591559957858742009-01-08T19:59:00.000-08:002009-01-08T22:55:36.061-08:00Between The Lines: What Norah Vincent's New Book Really Has To Tell Us<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SWbyyqQYSfI/AAAAAAAAAuM/PbjEfzYeJyI/s1600-h/voluntaryMadnessCover.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SWbyyqQYSfI/AAAAAAAAAuM/PbjEfzYeJyI/s200/voluntaryMadnessCover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289181764543597042" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SWbyqr7RlPI/AAAAAAAAAuE/0-iaXx6bC6o/s1600-h/norah+vincent+self.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 161px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SWbyqr7RlPI/AAAAAAAAAuE/0-iaXx6bC6o/s200/norah+vincent+self.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289181627552994546" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Never-boring author Norah Vincent has penned a new book that's quite controversial. But its most fascinating revelation seems to be mostly ignored. I'll discuss after the jump.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">I remember reading Norah Vincent's book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Self-Made-Man-Womans-Journey-Manhood/dp/0670034665/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231476573&sr=1-3"><em>Self-Made Man: One Woman's Journey Into Manhood and Back</em></a> back when it first came out. I was fascinated by the tale. In it, Norah dressed herself in male disguise as Ned and went undercover in a all-male bowling team, reporting on such masculine rituals as visits to the strip club, forays into the dating scene, working a high-pressure sales job, and living in a cloistered monastery (well, okay, so maybe <em>that</em> one isn't a typical male experience, but the rest certainly are). In some ways, her findings felt a little boring and cliche, at least to me (and probably anyone with a basic gender studies background). But it also managed to touch me on another level, as Norah spilled out her guts in a way I've rarely seen in other books. I actually felt concerned for her as I read: her mental anguish at lying to her new friends, having to conceal her real self, took a huge emotional toll. (Note: I still think it's an incredible book for this reason alone- anybody who thinks critical analyses of masculinity or maleness in our culture has to be cold, dry, academic and misandrist would do well to pick it up and be charmed by and worried for Norah and her sympathetic, in-depth portrayals of the men she came to know.) But by far the real hook of the book was less on what she discovered, and more about what she underwent in her sociological experiment.<br /><br />Now Norah has written a new book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Voluntary-Madness-Year-Found-Loony/dp/0670019712/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231476476&sr=1-1"><em>Voluntary Madness: My Year Lost and Found in the Loony Bin</em></a>, which chronicles what happened <em>after</em> her last book. The book, as the title proclaims, follows her year in the loony bin, but is not quite a memoir: she goes on to compare and contrast her institutionalization at three different facilities and evaluate the entire psychiatric profession, with the help of illustrative tales from her anonymous fellow patients.<br /><br />Already the book is making waves and garnering tons of criticism, as the reviews and commentary fills up with the stories of upset sufferers of mental illnesses who are angered over Vincent's denunciation of medication, and the somewhat more valid critiques regarding the purity of her intentions and the ethics behind it. I can already see that it will be violently debated in the psychiatric community and by those who do- or choose not to- take medication or seek therapy.<br /><br />But when I saw that she'd written a new book and read the blurb, my first thought hearkened back to "Self-Made Man" and the mood that permeated its final chapters. Apparently my concern for the author wasn't misplaced at all. And while it's possible that it's included in the book, I have a feeling that was actually caused Norah's depression will be glossed over in an opening explanation, and never returned to again. The gem that I pull out of the entire thing is not about mental illness and psychiatry at all, but in her answer to a question posed in an interview by <em>The Advocate</em>:<br /><br />Q: <em>What was it about living as a man that pulled your psyche apart at the seams?</em><br /><br />A: <em>It was emotionally exhausting to be an impostor, and also an impostor of the opposite sex. <span style="font-weight: bold;">That’s what most transsexuals feel before they make the transition.</span> When I started, I’d thought that gender had to do with costumes and haircuts. I didn’t understand that there was some mental component of how you view yourself in terms of gender that’s deeply embedded in your brain and that you can’t just pull that out and not expect trouble</em>. (emphasis mine)<br /><br />But neither of Vincent's books are treatises on gender and transsexuality; <em>Self-Made Man</em> focuses mostly on her observations and not her internal experiences, and <em>Voluntary Madness</em> focuses on the general dysfunction of the mental health business. Lost in the controversy of each is the compelling tale of how being forced into the wrong gender (whether by birth or so you write a book) can literally make you go insane. At a time when some studies indicate that the rate of attempted suicide for transgender youth is higher than 50%, and when the general public's understanding of transsexuality is vastly misunderstood, it really is a point we can't afford to let be lost. <em>The Advocate</em>, as a GLBTQ magazine, managed to ask this crucial question. But no other news pieces that I've seen, not <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99015989">NPR</a>, not <a href="http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/brain-and-behavior/2009/01/02/voluntary-madness-author-norah-vincent-tells-of-her-depression.html">U.S. News</a>, not the <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/books/1360689,SHO-Books-vincent04.article">Chicago Sun Times</a>, not even the lesbian site <a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/trishbendix/norah-vincent-goes-mad">AfterEllen.com</a> has thought to follow that angle whatsoever. For them, the only links between her current and last book are their similar style of firsthand account investigative immersion reporting.<br /><br />In the end, I really would like to read this new book . . . but I'm somewhat sad knowing that nobody [else] will capitalize on the fascinating and affirming phenomenon of a non-trans voice giving credence to the trans movement.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-82677999989425309722009-01-07T02:28:00.000-08:002009-01-07T03:48:51.964-08:00Whaddya Mean, Male Pornstars Like Girl-On-Girl Action?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SWSWIK-YQJI/AAAAAAAAAt0/5XDEmLezmQc/s1600-h/lindsay_sam-lohan-samantha-ronson.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FRhJcTEFkeA/SWSWIK-YQJI/AAAAAAAAAt0/5XDEmLezmQc/s200/lindsay_sam-lohan-samantha-ronson.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516929568915602" border="0" /></a>I find it quite weird that I'm blogging <a href="http://pop-shot.blogspot.com/2008/08/is-lindsay-lohan-lesbian.html">yet again</a> about Lindsay Lohan, but she's in the news and I find it significant, ergo, here goes.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Apparently over the Christmas break, BBC broadcast a radio show with DJ Spoony and legendary porn star Ron Jeremy, offering up "The Most Annoying People Of 2008" with all sorts of commentary thrown in there. Now it's being accused of being homophobic and sexist.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">The heinous words spoken?<br /><br />From Spoony: "Let the munters and mingers get each other - that's cool because no-one really wants them. But when they're hot and fit and Hollywood superstars, they should be saved for guys."<br /><br />From Ron: "These two girls are very good-looking. I would love to be in the middle of that: They will do each other, do me, do each other, do me, back and forth. All of a sudden, you do a pop and it is over. The polite thing to do is to pop on both of them. Men are wishing they could be with her and change her mind, thinking 'Yeah, she is a lesbian now because she never met me.'" (I'd also throw in there that Ron said in May of 2008 that he'd like to see Lindsay Lohan's sex tape, and there was no hullabaloo over that).<br /><br />Granted, Spoony's British slang sounds all homophobicky at first, since I've no idea what a munter or a minger is. Urban Dictionary tells me they are essentially ugly women, not even a reference to unattractive lesbians a la the American "bulldyke" or some such. It's still incredibly offensive, but I have to ask- <em>what do you expect?</em><br /><br />Seriously- what the hell do you expect? I can't believe that people are "shocked" by these guys repeating what is blatantly pushed at us from nearly every media source: that lesbianism isn't a real orientation, that lesbian sex is not "real sex" (whatever that means), that women are essentially around for men's pleasure, and that lesbian and bisexual couples are incredibly open to inviting men into their beds and relationships. If all the porn that you see portrays lesbian and bisexual women in such a way, you're going to get a certain mindset. Then you can tell yourself "Nah, it's just porn, that's not real life.", but then the mainstream media tells you pretty much the same thing. These aren't two crass individuals out of touch with society (as, say, Don Imus was). This is a clear and perfect example of how in-touch with a national heterosexual mindset as could possibly be.<br /><br />And as for Ron Jeremy's "graphic" statements, which for a porn star, show a remarkable restraint in the language!, I'm curious as to how it would go over if a lesbian commentator talked about how she wanted to be in a threesome with the girls and squirt all over both of them. Of course, it'd still be a big issue over indecency, but would gay rights activists be furious about it? Or would they celebrate it? How about if an all-girl radio show lamented the fact that, as we've heard so many times "all the good guys are gay" and "what a waste it is that he's gay" and "smart, handsome guys like that should be saved for us girls!". I might be wrong, but I'm betting there'd be little fanfare over such a statement.<br /><br />I'm not saying it isn't a little crude. I'm not saying it's respectful and sweet (although, really, when you're calling out "The Most Annoying People Of 2008", the whole thing really isn't that respectful, right?). What I'm saying is that I have pretty much the exact same fantasy as Ron Jeremy, and if I got the chance to put that offer out there on the air waves, you better believe I'd do it in a heartbeat. Why does that make me a delightfully sexually liberated woman, but Ron Jeremy is a "sexist pig"?<br /><br />Jiz Lee has been writing <a href="http://jizlee.com/wordpress/?p=101">some very provocative stuff</a> of late addressing that whole well-worn issue of "the male gaze", wherein straight guys fetishize lesbianism, and, according to a legion of old-school feminists, take away queer women's power and exploits them and yada yada yada. Jiz's take on it- that the gender of the people jerking off to you in fact can give you more power- is rather refreshing. I utterly agree, and, moreover, find it pretty damn cool that Ron Jeremy wants to roll in the hay with not just feminine Lindsay but also boyish or even butch Sam. It's a nice confirmation that genderfucky women are sexually attractive (not that we needed Ron Jeremy or any man to tell US that). And this isn't Ron Jeremy pulling strings and making fake G/G porn . . . it's commentary on two real-life women in a relationship. He can't rob them of their power by telling people he imagines three-ways with them.<br /><br />I was quite interested when I clicked on the headlines, but in the end, this is pretty weak tea. Yes, it's offensive to say that fit and sexy women should be saved for the men. But my jaw's not on the ground at the supposed "blatant homophobia and sexism". I'm still slack-jawed at the idea that people can't see that this is all around them, that there is a pervasive attitude that creates comments like DJ Spoony's in its mildest cases and <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/20/BAV714SBA1.DTL">rape</a> in its most horrific.<br /><br />But of course this radio broadcast won't be framed like that- because how can you vilify an entire culture? Who would you call out? Gay rights activists will denounce it, lesbians will call Ron Jeremy a pig (but praise Pat Califia for fantasizing about gay men). And we will take our two scapegoats who said what a good deal of men would agree with, and hang them out to dry. Ugh.<br /><br />I'll end with this: for me the most offensive aspect about the whole thing is the fact that Ron Jeremy would like to have a threesome with two people he agrees are some of "the most annoying people of 2008". Sex with someone whose personality you find completely repulsive is apparently not half as bad as graphically lusting after lesbians.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8999434153199480649.post-87864000448897838742009-01-05T09:49:00.000-08:002009-01-06T01:07:21.285-08:00Pleasurists #11Because #1: I'm in it. But also because Pleasurists rocks. I love the idea.
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<br /><p><a href="http://pleasurists.com/" title="Pleasurists adult product round-up">Pleasurists</a> is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #10? <a href="http://pleasurists.com/2008/12/29/pleasurists-10/">Read it all here</a>. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #12? <a href="http://pleasurists.com/submission/">Submit it here</a> before Sunday January 11th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.</p>
<br /><p><strong>Want to be part of the Best Sex Toy Reviewers List of 2008?</a></strong></p>
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<br /><p>On to the reviews…</p>
<br /><p><strong>Editor’s Pick</strong></p>
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<br /><p><strong>Madame Editrix</strong><br />
<br /><a href="http://femmeinistfucktoy.com" class="external">Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek</a></p>
<br /><p><strong>Vibrators</strong></p>
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<br /><li><a href="http://slowlikehoneyheavywithmood.blogspot.com/2008/12/baby-it.html" class="external">Baby It’s Cold Outside (Power Breeze Clit Bullet)</a> by <a href="http://slowlikehoneyheavywithmood.blogspot.com/" class="external">Sleeping Dreamer</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://erinleone.wordpress.com/2008/12/31/laya-spot/" class="external">Laya Spot</a> by <a href="http://erinleone.wordpress.com/" class="external">Erin Leone</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://packingvocals.blogspot.com/2009/01/review-ophoria-bliss-no-12.html" class="external">Ophoria Bliss No. 12</a> by <a href="http://packingvocals.blogspot.com/" class="external">Holden</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/3955/sex-toys/mini-meany/" class="external">Mini Meany</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/" class="external">The Hot Movies For Her Sex Toy Crew</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://thebellandcollar.blogspot.com/2009/01/clitoral-pump-by-california-exotic.html" class="external">Clitoral Pump by California Exotics</a> by <a href="http://thebellandcollar.blogspot.com/" class="external">Jezebelle</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.sexyblogtime.com/2008/12/we-vibe.html" class="external">We-Vibe</a> by <a href="http://www.sexyblogtime.com/" class="external">Lucy Vonne</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/2008/12/sweet-chocolate-review.html" class="external">Sweet Chocolate</a> by <a href="http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/" class="external">Eliot Bodem</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://wantonlotus.com/2009/01/01/ophoria-bliss-no-12/" class="external">Ophoria Bliss No. 12</a> by <a href="http://wantonlotus.com/" class="external">Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/2008/12/lucid-dream-vibrating-butt-plug/" class="external">Lucid Dream Vibrating Butt Plug</a> by <a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/" class="external">Brigid Night</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com/2009/01/video-sex-toys-reviews-ophoria-bliss-no.html" class="external">Ophoria Bliss No. 12</a> by <a href="http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com/" class="external">Urban Gypsy</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://dangerouslilly.com/2009/01/vibereview-discretion-bullet/" class="external">Discretion Bullet</a> by <a href="http://dangerouslilly.com/" class="external">Dangerous Lilly</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://catalinaloves.com/2008/12/30/catalina-loves-gigi/" class="external">Catalina Loves Gigi</a> by <a href="http://catalinaloves.com/" class="external">Catalina Loves</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://phaedrafallen.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/sextoycom-panty-tickler/" class="external">Panty Tickler</a> by <a href="http://phaedrafallen.wordpress.com/" class="external">Phaedra Fallen</a></li>
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<br /><p><strong>Dildos</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://agentansley.wordpress.com/2008/12/29/pure-wand/" class="external">Pure Wand</a> by <a href="http://agentansley.wordpress.com/" class="external">Ansley Agnello</a></li>
<br /></ul>
<br /><p><strong>Anal Toys</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://sexorcism.blogspot.com/2008/12/fun-factory-bootie-anal-plug.html" class="external">Fun Factory Bootie</a> by <a href="http://sexorcism.blogspot.com/" class="external">Sexorcism</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.ramblingnewbie.com/2009/01/03/peridise/" class="external">Peridise!</a> by <a href="http://www.ramblingnewbie.com/" class="external">Panthera Pardus</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/2009/01/tabutoyscom-tantus-lil-flirt.html" class="external">Tantus Lil’ Flirt</a> by <a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/" class="external">Beautiful Dreamer</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://kinkinexile.com/?p=158" class="external">NJoy Pure Plug</a> by <a href="http://kinkinexile.com/" class="external">Alisia</a></li>
<br /></ul>
<br /><p><strong>Toys for Boys</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://pleasureground.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/one-for-the-men-the-fleshlight/" class="external">One for the Men - The Fleshlight</a> by <a href="http://pleasureground.wordpress.com/" class="external">hedonisticbitch</a></li>
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<br /><p><strong>Sex Kits</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/2009/01/edenfantasys-shunga-carnal-pleasures.html" class="external">Shunga Carnal Pleasures Collection</a> by <a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/" class="external">Beautiful Dreamer</a></li>
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<br /><p><strong>Lube/Massage Oil/Bath Stuff</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/2009/01/babeland-jimmyjane-afterglow.html" class="external">Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle</a> by <a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/" class="external">Beautiful Dreamer</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://essin-em.com/2008/12/sex-toy-review-afterglow-candle/" class="external">Afterglow Candle</a> by <a href="http://essin-em.com/" class="external">Essin’ Em</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.rocketsrockstarlife.com/2009/01/kama-sutra-oil-of-love-review.html" class="external">Kama Sutra Oil of Love</a> by <a href="http://www.rocketsrockstarlife.com/" class="external">Betty Rocket</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://radicalvixen.com/blog/2008/12/31/babeland-entice-lube/" class="external">Babeland Entice Lube</a> by <a href="http://radicalvixen.com/blog/" class="external">Radical Vixen</a></li>
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<br /><p><strong>BDSM/Fetish</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://luna-o.insanejournal.com/2009/01/01/" class="external">Celebrating New Year’s With New Toys (The Super Strap Super Sheet)</a> by <a href="http://luna-o.insanejournal.com/" class="external">Luna Orignaux</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://pop-shot.blogspot.com/2009/01/toy-reivew-zeus-electrogasm.html" class="external">Zeus Electrogasm</a> by <a href="http://pop-shot.blogspot.com/" class="external">Gwen</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.kinkylibrarian.net/index.php/2009/01/03/review-under-the-bed-restraints/" class="external">Under the Bed Restraints</a> by <a href="http://www.kinkylibrarian.net/" class="external">Nadia West</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.kinkylibrarian.net/index.php/2009/01/04/review-crocodile-clamps/" class="external">Crocodile Clamps</a> by <a href="http://www.kinkylibrarian.net/" class="external">Nadia West</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://essin-em.com/2009/01/sex-toy-review-kinklab-vampire-gloves/" class="external">Kinklab Vampire Gloves</a> by <a href="http://essin-em.com/" class="external">Essin’ Em</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://wantonlotus.com/2009/01/05/red-acrylic-cane/" class="external">Red Acrylic Cane</a> by <a href="http://wantonlotus.com/" class="external">Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://kinkinexile.com/?p=152" class="external">Ball Gag</a> by <a href="http://kinkinexile.com/" class="external">Alisia</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/2009/01/05/review-kinklab-piercing-forceps/" class="external">Kinklab Piercing Forceps</a> by <a href="http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/" class="external">Alpine Subdreams</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://shastagibson.com/2009/01/02/basic-leather-flogger-review/" class="external">Basic Leather Flogger</a> by <a href="http://shastagibson.com/" class="external">Shasta Gibson</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.sugarbutch.net/2009/01/review-leather-paddle/" class="external">Leather Paddle</a> by <a href="http://www.sugarbutch.net/" class="external">Sinclair Sexsmith</a></li>
<br /></ul>
<br /><p><strong>Adult Books/Games</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://ofsexandlove.com/2008/12/30/five-minute-erotica/" class="external">Five Minute Erotica</a> by <a href="http://ofsexandlove.com/" class="external">Adriana</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/3973/sex-toys/j-is-for-jealousy/" class="external">J is for Jealousy</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/" class="external">The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.sugarbutch.net/2009/01/review-the-pleasures-all-mine-book/" class="external">The Pleasure’s All Mine</a> by <a href="http://www.sugarbutch.net/" class="external">Sinclair Sexsmith</a></li>
<br /></ul>
<br /><p><strong>Adult Movies/Porn</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/4141/featured-movies/tristan-taorminos-expert-guide-to-the-g-spot/" class="external">Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to the G-Spot</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/" class="external">J.D. Bauchery</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/3883/featured-movies/girls-with-desire/" class="external">Girls with Desire</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/" class="external">The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/3809/featured-movies/the-return-of-johnny-wadd/" class="external">Return of Johnny Wadd</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/" class="external">The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.thesexcarnival.com/2009/01/crashpadseriescom/" class="external">CrashPadSeries.Com</a> by <a href="http://www.thesexcarnival.com/" class="external">Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/2009/01/the-black-glove/" class="external">The Black Glove</a> by <a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/" class="external">Domina Doll</a></li>
<br /></ul>
<br /><p><strong>Toy Storage</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://agentansley.wordpress.com/2008/12/29/big-foot/" class="external">FYN Big Foot</a> by <a href="http://agentansley.wordpress.com/" class="external">Ansley Agnello</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/2009/01/for-your-nymphomation-big-foot.html" class="external">FYN Big Foot Case</a> by <a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/" class="external">Beautiful Dreamer</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.sexnshoes.com/2009/01/big-foot-case-fyn-review/" class="external">Big Foot Case FYN Review</a> by <a href="http://www.sexnshoes.com/" class="external">Thursday’s Child</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://dangerouslilly.com/2009/01/sextoycom-review-xl-adult-toybox/" class="external">XL Adult Toybox</a> by <a href="http://dangerouslilly.com/" class="external">Dangerous Lilly</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.bbgtoys.com/?p=297" class="external">What’s in My Bag? (Big Foot FYN Case)</a> by <a href="http://www.bbgtoys.com/" class="external">Bad Bad Girl</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://phaedrafallen.wordpress.com/2009/01/01/sextoycom-just-in-case/" class="external">Just In Case</a> by <a href="http://phaedrafallen.wordpress.com/" class="external">Phaedra Fallen</a></li>
<br /></ul>
<br /><p><strong>Miscellaneous</strong></p>
<br /><ul>
<br /><li><a href="http://geometricbubbles.blogspot.com/2008/12/lelo-luna-beads.html" class="external">LELO Luna Beads</a> by <a href="http://geometricbubbles.blogspot.com/" class="external">Sienna</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/4134/featured-movies/top-five-tuesday-our-favorites-of-2008/" class="external">Top Five Tuesday: Our Favorites of 2008!</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/" class="external">J.D. Bauchery & The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.ramblingnewbie.com/2009/01/01/la-luna-beads-that-is/" class="external">La Luna (Beads, that is)</a> by <a href="http://www.ramblingnewbie.com/" class="external">Panthera Pardus</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/2009/01/03/review-nipple-erector-set/" class="external">Nipple Erector Set</a> by <a href="http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/" class="external">Alpine Subdreams</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://www.thesexcarnival.com/2008/12/luna-beads/" class="external">Luna Beads</a> by <a href="http://www.thesexcarnival.com/" class="external">Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival</a></li>
<br /><li><a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/2008/12/dominatrix-bag-from-fyn/" class="external">Dominatrix Bag from FYN</a> by <a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/" class="external">Domina Doll</a></li>
<br /></ul>
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