Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Oh, Google . . .

Oh, silly, silly Google. Thanks for trying, but no, I didn't type it wrong. I was looking for "sexy butches". Believe me, if I were looking for "sexy bitches", I'd have bigger problems than typos and bad spelling.

In other news, I just learned how to take an Internet screenshot! Lol. Cool, eh? I was surprised at how simple it was. And here I thought it was ancient magic of the HTML wizards. Turns out to be as easy as pushing a button. Ah, the things blogging has taught me.

Also, since I'm on the topic of random Internet searches (reason: it is 5:00 a.m. and I cannot sleep, hence the random Internet searches and sexy, psuedo-pornish netsurfing), this has got to be the most depressing thing ever. Okay, so nobody I know is using the phrase "guys with pies" to refer to transmen, except for Dan Savage. That's okay; for some reason, it never caught on like "chicks with dicks", despite its poetic rhyme (maybe because nobody, male or female, has ever referred to their own vagina as "pie"?). And yet, if I Google "guys with pies" and get in the top results a website telling me "WARNING! This website contains graphic images of a controversial nature.", you know what I'm going to think. The drool is already on the keyboard. I'm racking my brain wondering how I managed to miss out on an FtM porn site. And then- click!- and it's all a horrible joke. It's just . . . . guys . . . with pies. And they're not even naked and smeared with chocolate cream filling. Not funny, Huffington Post, not by a long shot. Nobody's laughing here!

Okay. Really must go to bed now.

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