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Monday, October 6, 2008
Porno Singalong
Just a fluffy post because I'm feeling musical. And because, quite frankly, if you can't joyfully sing about porn in our world today, I'm not sure I want to live in it. Not all these songs are exactly sex-positive, and most have at least some little barb either about porn's stars, it's fans/viewers, or the industry, but I've tried to choose the top then that celebrate it nonetheless.
1) Avenue Q's "The Internet Is For Porn". Yes, Trekkie Monster, it truly is. Who knew puppets watched porn?
2) "Thank You For The Porn" by Sean Cullen. I want this to be sang at the AVN Awards!
3) French Stewart (on Penn and Teller), singing "Hooray Pornography". With blow-up doll dancers!
4) Trucks "It's Just Porn, Mom!". A very catchy protest to parents everywhere.
5) Paul and Storm's "Internet Porn". Another very catchy little tune that you'll get stuck in your head, singing under your breath in the supermarket . . .
6) David Keystone's "The Porno Song". I'd say he's asking a pretty valid question!
7) "Ode To You Porn". Touching, really.
8) Foxycock's "Internet Porn". A loving and groovy tribute to the stuff.
9) "Poor Man's Porn" by The Worst. Anybody know what SBS means?
10) Does Gwen Diamond's special rendition of "Don't Speak" count? Either way, I'm still humming "Fuck me" . . . oh, and if she counts, then so do all these gay porn star singers, even if they aren't exactly singing about pornish topics.
1) Avenue Q's "The Internet Is For Porn". Yes, Trekkie Monster, it truly is. Who knew puppets watched porn?
2) "Thank You For The Porn" by Sean Cullen. I want this to be sang at the AVN Awards!
3) French Stewart (on Penn and Teller), singing "Hooray Pornography". With blow-up doll dancers!
4) Trucks "It's Just Porn, Mom!". A very catchy protest to parents everywhere.
5) Paul and Storm's "Internet Porn". Another very catchy little tune that you'll get stuck in your head, singing under your breath in the supermarket . . .
6) David Keystone's "The Porno Song". I'd say he's asking a pretty valid question!
7) "Ode To You Porn". Touching, really.
8) Foxycock's "Internet Porn". A loving and groovy tribute to the stuff.
9) "Poor Man's Porn" by The Worst. Anybody know what SBS means?
10) Does Gwen Diamond's special rendition of "Don't Speak" count? Either way, I'm still humming "Fuck me" . . . oh, and if she counts, then so do all these gay porn star singers, even if they aren't exactly singing about pornish topics.
And let's not forget that fun little Porn: The Musical, either. "We're going for the money shot!"
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